WOOOOO! Support North Carolina education!

If there's one thing we love at LOL, Wresslin', it's wrestling, we suppose. If there are two things we love, it's wrestling and booze. If there are three things, go ahead and add fornicatin' to that list. But somewhere on there, it's our nation's youth.

We believe strongly in a good education for all children. You can't possibly be a great internet comedy writer without it. (On second thought, we don't need the competition. But you can't be a good doctor without it either, and God knows we'll need one when our hearts stop from too much fried food.) Education truly is fundamental to a good life, and all kids deserve that, right?

Well, some of our schools are failing the children coming to their hallowed halls of learning. Take North Carolina, for instance. North Carolina schools had the 11th worst graduation rate among the 50 states in 2008. That's just not acceptable! We want them to be number one! Which is why we're supporting any effort to boost education in North Carolina, such as...



Yes, Ric Flair has a lottery ticket. Not the "Woo" ticket like some were misinformed. It's the "WOOOOOOO!" scratch-off lottery game that supports North Carolina education! Never so much have we wanted to be Tar Heels.

To us, North Carolina is that fantasy land where there's always a massive steak on your grill and the Nature Boy has an entrance in your local convenience store somewhere between the Butterfingers and the Utz potato chips. Naturally, not everyone that lives there appreciates these things like the rest of us do. Take this grandma in the video. She's clearly not hip to what's good in North Carolina, even though Naitch wins her over in the end.

These things are so amazing, people have made YouTube videos celebrating the moment they scratched one off!



Even though you won ten dollars, you're still a loser in our book, but thanks for trying. Also, thanks for the tip that "WOO!" is a trademark of the World Wide Wrestling Entertainment Corporation, Inc. We hope we don't get sued!

Honestly, though, who better to support the youth of North Carolina than Ric Flair? We can't think of a better person.

Errr, um well....

To cap this off with some good news, some wrestling fan has already won the big prize! Frankie Shirley, even though your name is dumb, we salute you! Now don't spend all that money in one place, like WWEShop.com.