Dear Sting....

We get a lot of fan mail sent to lolwresslin@gmail.com. Inexplicably though, a lot of it is addressed to Sting. Not the loot playing, Police fronting one. The wrestling, Scorpion Death Lock, face painting one. These letters also seek a lot of advice from the Stinger. So, we just passed along the letters to him and he sent em on back. Be careful though. You might just learn something in this next article.

Dear Sting,


What advice would you give to someone wanting to become a professional wrestler?


-Bodyslammin' Barry.


Dear Bodyslammin',

Well the first thing you should do is ask yourself if this is the life for you. You're on the road a lot, you don't get to see your family, and it's hard work. Also, there aren't a lot of jobs available right now. So the second thing you should do is make sure you have your college education. Finally, do something to stand out.

-Sting.



Dear Sting,

What's wrong with TNA right now?

- TNAddict from Nashville

Dear TNAddict,

What's wrong? There's not enough Sting!

-Sting



Dear Sting,

Can you explain your character's motivation in the film Ready to Rumble? I can understand that you would hate Sinclair/DDP, but if they had the match won clean, wouldn't it be against the Stinger code to interfere? Seems oddly familiar to the finish at Starcade 97' when Bret Hart restarted the match.

-Ready to Stumble

Dear Ready to Stumble,

It's showtime!

-Sting



Dear Sting,

How come you're not mentioned once in the Rise and Fall of WCW DVD?

-Survey_sez: WCW

Dear Survey_sez: WCW,

That's a very interesting question! My faith is very important to me and I choose to live my life as any honorable Christian would. As such, I advise everyone to find their inner strength through our Savior, Jesus Christ. Also, to answer your first question: I lost my virginity to this song. Hope that helps!

-Sting


Dear Sting,

Any fashion tips?

-No Common Sense

Dear No,

Ed Hardy and Affliction all the way, brother!

-Stinger



Special thanks to Sting and all the LOLiacs who wrote in! And remember, any questions for Sting (or any other wrestlers for that matter) should be sent to lolwresslin@gmail.com!