It's time to build a fence

The Wrestling Interwebz exploded the other day when news broke that TNA had released their top female star, former Knockouts champion, Angelina Love. Why did this happen? Did she get in a backstage altercation with Dixie Carter? Did she smoke a crack pipe in front of Jeff Jarrett? Did she date Kurt Angle? Unfortunately not. Turns out she's a Canadian and she never renewed her work visa.

Red, white, black...CANADIAN COLORS!

Angelina Love's reign of mooching off hard working Americans has finally come to a close. Scratch that. Angelina Love is perfect in every way. Lauren "Angel" Williams is the criminal here. Now you may be saying to yourself "Twins, what's the big deal here? It was a simple paper work SNAFU and it's not like she's hurting anyone. This will be sorted out soon and thanks to TNA's tape schedule, she might not even miss any TV time. Plus, she's got a great rack." Well you know (tm) what, idiot readers? It's a huge deal! Allow us to slap some truth in your faces.

1) She took jerbs away from good ole' Americans.

We here are gracious enough to let her legally work and earn money in our wonderful nation, and this is what she does? If she never had her visa sorted out did she ever pay taxes? That Universal Studios private hospital doesn't pay for itself!

2) She's Canadian. Health care is moot to her.

Shaddup, socialist!

3) TNA will suffer due to this.

Think about the Knockouts division for a second. Now remove your hand from your pants. Who's going to step up to take her spot, especially this abruptly? Who's ready? You could make an argument for Madison Raine, but she was just kicked out of the Beautiful People. Hmm..another egregious offense, if you ask us. So what's Velvet Sky and her fantastic rear supposed to do now? She's possibly so despondent she might even start dating the Hurricane for goddsake. What kind of friend does this to another friend?

4) Orlando area tattoo artists will have less work

Err, maybe not. Orlando and drunk girls seems to be a pretty steady business model.

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Kudos to President Obama and INS for kicking out another illegal! And kudos on the swift action by TNA management to take care of this issue too. We're sure we don't need to look into Dixie's lawn service now. After all, she testified before Congress! Only honest, hardworking Americans get to do that. Of course, you wouldn't know what that's like, would you, Ms. Williams?