The right to boast

We're a competitive bunch at LOL, Wresslin'. Maybe not over women or jobs or financial success, because neither of us can do much about that. But when it comes to our wrestling, we back our boys fiercely.

Which is why the new PPV "Bragging Rights" has us all worked up around the LOL Cave.

You see, they used Smackdown font for half of the title, and then switch to Raw font- oh nevermind.

At "Bragging Rights," there will be a Smackdown team and a Raw team that will compete against each other, and the best thing about each of us back different sides of a competition? We can totally embarrass the loser. So, much like at Wrestlemania 23, we'll each back our respective team (Adam for Smackdown, Matt for Raw) and the loser will be forced to submit to punishment from the other.

Like this, but with way more cream and way less of the smilin' Bobby Lashley.

Here's some of the things that are being kicked around the office as punishment:

Make a CAW of the other Laugh Twin in Smackdown vs. Raw 2010, and then play that character until they have the highest stats of the game. For six months afterward, that's the only wrestler the loser can use online against opponents, and when asked about who he is, must reposnd, "Oh him? He LOLs at WAY more wrestling than I do."

Be totally supportive of the winner's brand for a month on the site. In every post, the loser must repeatedly proclaim the superiority of the winner's brand over their own. He must also create a Twitter account named "[Brand]Fan69" and post nothing but praise for the show's management and booking decisions.

Loser runs a charity 5k. We're pretty sure that this one will result in death for the loser, but we're keeping around as a threat anyway. However, seeing that it's physically dangerous for either of us, and we don't give a crap about charity, it's certainly the cruelest of punishments.

Read Wrestlegasm.com every day for a week. Because that would just blow.

Do each others chores for two weeks, since we both totally hate it when mom asks us to mow the lawn or do the dishes while we're watching wrestling, the loser has to do those things for the winner, and keep up with their own chores too! The loser will be only a phone call away when the winner is asked to take out the trash or whatnot, and then must book a flight to the winner's parent's house to complete the task.

Hair versus hair, but we're pretty much both losing that one already.

Let us know which of these you'd like to see done, or come up with some of your own that we can find not as funny or creative as ours and dismissively comment on!