R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? Family Reunion

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

This Sunday marks the biggest party of the summer, Summerslam! Normally one of the "Big 4" PPV's, this year's event sort of reeks of "last minute science project." WWE has haphazardly thrown together the card so much that I honestly feel that if they can't do the effort, why should I? So thus, Dolph Ziggler did something to show he's ready for Rey Mysterio and KANE beat up Ranjan Singh, who it turns out is The Great Khali's brother.



No, let's concentrate on the big ticket matches at Summerslam. First off, CM Punk is in a world title TLC match. So what better way to prepare for this match then taking on the man he never beats, John Morrison!

Melina?

Anyway, shock of all shocks, WWE booked a heel in a credible fashion! Punk actually won the match! And not by cheating or nuthin! Just won a hard fought match where both competitors looked strong.

Morrison must be a big fan of Wrestlegasm's "Crotch Watch"

There's a tag title match between Jericho/Big Show and Cryme Tyme. Big Show took on JTG to avenge Jericho's loss last week. It went kinda like this:

It's very subtle

Finally, WWE did the most original booking ever and had their top baby face take on two heels in a handicap match! Wow, what a freaking surprise.

"Are handicap matches so over done they're putting you to sleep, Jeff?"

"Naw man. I was just mixxing alchol with muscle relaxers."

Of course, the heels in this particular main event were the Hart Dynasty, because they are Canadian and Smackdown was in Edmonton last week. They are, of course from Calgary, a neighboring town which has nothing but love for their Alberta brethren.

Right...

Still, Jeff Hardy is no John Cena, and thus could not fend off two men who are in peak physical condition. Maybe he'd of done alright if he had 45 year-old Shane McMahon in his corner?

If you get this go kill yourself.

No you fool! Only throw Brett Favre off of the top rope!

And the Canadian fans are very proud of their country men following the script.

So that should of been it, but it wasn't! Those super bad Harts started beating some sense into the drug addict, when the other drug addict top face came out to save the day! And what did he get for his troubles? A chair in the back from CM Punk!

"Perhaps you didn't get the memo. Canada is bizzaro land, so chairs are used for HITTING!"

Now done with Morrison, Punk then turned his attention to Jeff Hardy to finish what he started last week.


When...MATT HARDY(!) came out to save the day! But he used to hate his brother! What changed?

"My brother is leaving for a few months so he can get high and Smackdown needs new baby faces?"

Hmm, I guess we'll find out tonight as we go home to Summerslam! 8/7c, MyNetwork TV, or anytime on hulu.com!