Friday, September 4, 2009

R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? Extreme Exodus

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

Lightning round because I'm busy and it's LABOR DAY!

So a bunch of stuff happened on Smackdown, but truth be told, most of it wasn't important. The only thing that really happened was CM Punk taunted Jeff Hardy about his world title victory over at Summerslam.


Jeff Hardy didn't really care too much.


But you know who did care? GM Teddy Long, who had it up to here with their constant fighting, and made a cage match with both their careers on the line.

Seriously Teddy, throwing them in a cage a few days after a TLC is pretty dick. If there were a union you better be sure they'd of filed an injunction.

Anyway, a bunch of cage match things happened.

Seriously Jeff, you have the leverage. The match should have been won there.

And now you have gravity too! How were you pulled back in?

Falling off the cage of a Swanton? You decide.

OH MY GOD HIS BACK IS BROKEN!!!!

Seems like you could have just gone out the door...

Sorry for the half assed Smackdown recap.


Maybe I'll do better next week? Couldn't be hard. I guess I'll have to watch MyNetwork TV at 8 to find out. Or go to hulu.com sometime this week!

1 comment:

Matt @ The Wrestling Page said...

Haha - Excellent captions...all have me laughing. "You Dew Drugs!" haaha

Well, that's basically all CM Punk says when he does a promo. But in all reality CM Punk has to be the most entertaining right now - maybe right behind Jericho.