Monday, April 6, 2009

The Granddaddy of them all! Pheonomnal accomplishment.

Wrestlemania was last night, so rather then have one "Oh Baby I like it RAW!" updating the entire night we're going to periodically update the blog today, highlighting each match with its own post. We will follow the order of the show.

Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker.

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Hands down the most hyped match on the card. And for good reason. Both men are legendary Wrestlemania performers. Shawn is "Mr Wrestlemania" (not to be confused with Miss Wrestlemania) and the Undertaker has his fabled 16-0 streak.

Anyway, even from the ring entrances this one had classic written all over. Shawn, dressed in white, descended from the heavens (hey, lightning can't strike twice, right?) while the Undertaker rose from the depths of Hell.





Anyway, Michaels pulled out every stop to try and take down the Deadman. He moonsaulted out of the ring.


And he even used Ric Flair's old tricks.

Mega Man logic dictates that when you defeat someone you gain his powers.

Things were going pretty well, until the Undertaker's sheer strength advantage began to take over. And he was just about to go for the kill when




Jesus! Is he still alive? You know what we mean! It looks like he broke his neck! And wait..now Shawn is using the...Crippler Crossface!? We thought that move was banned after the ....unpleasantness.

Using Mega Man logic it's probably safe to assume that Chris Benoit was set up.

But alas, sometimes somethings just don't pan out and destiny takes over. Case in a point, one bad move leads to a chokeslam, and Shawn's staring at the lights.


"Glurp glub"

"Aaa..the smell of a streak..."

Also, we in no way did this match justice. It was thirty minutes of pure awesome.

Next up: Edge vs Big Show vs John Cena.

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