The Granddaddy of them all! "Miss Wrestlemania?"

Wrestlemania was last night, so rather then have one "Oh Baby I like it RAW!" updating the entire night we're going to periodically update the blog today, highlighting each match with its own post. We will follow the order of the show.

25 Diva Miss Wrestlemania Battle Royal

For a theme song to accompany this post, please press play and enjoy...



Why that song? Well Kid Rock was gracious enough to play the 25 Divas to the ring. And granted, we hate all Diva themes, but was this an improvement? It still served the same purpose of objectifying them and telling us how "hot" they are.

Real subtle with the buckle there, Bob.

Anyway, Divas past and present came out to participate in this battle royal. Well, the past ones weren't so illustrious.


Anyway, a few of the match highlights.

Interest in match rising....

Also, there's a girl on ECW named Katie Lea we've never talked about, but she's pretty smokin' in a handsome sort of way, so here's a nice cleavage shot of her.

They don't really dress for athletics, do they?

So who was crowned Miss Wrestlemania? Why...Santina Marella, Santino's twin sister. Although not a looker, she had the physical superiority over the other gals. Our one issue is that how was she cleared to wrestle on such short notice? Just because she's an employee's sister doesn't mean they're insured to let her compete, right?

Down goes Phoenix! Down goes Phoenix!

We wish the Fink sang a pageant song afterwords.

Oh well.

Next up: Chris Jericho vs Three Legends.