R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? And onto the stretcher

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

Due to time constraints and not a lot happening on Smackdown due to the draft, tonight's RURTDSS??? will be a little abbreviated. Sorry, Internet.

Does this act of plagerism make everything better?

Anyway, here's what you need to know. Theodore Long is back to being GM of Smackdown after Vickie Guerrero decided to immigrate to the USA Network. It's presumed she got her papers in order. Teddy's first order of business was to order a stretcher match between Matt and Jeff Hardy, tonight (last week!) on Smackdown! You know, because they totally didn't have a brutal Extreme rules match a few days earlier.



In blood pumping news, Gail Kim beat Michelle McCool. I'm going to run the next picture because it makes me think of Michelle sitting on my penis.

It is presumed that Miss Kim then played joke and went pee-pee in Michelle's coke.

And in our main event, the Hardy Boys/z face off in a gimmick match. The rules are simple. Beat your opponent up so bad that he has to be wheeled out of the arena on a stretcher, essentially saving the EMT's and paramedics valuable seconds. This match may have even topped their Mania brawl, as Jeff Hardy jumped on Matt with even more useless props. Of course, his courage (read: impaired judgement) got in the way, and he went for one spot too many. Namely, he Swantoned himself right onto the stretcher!

Ehh..use your imagination.

Then he got his noodle whacked with a chair!

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Then he got pushed up the ramp to seal the deal for brother Matt!

You can practically just see the carnage unfold!

Tune in tonight onto MyNetwork TV to see all the draft madness. Because we've never ever seen Raw talent on Smackdown ever! Eight (slash) seven, central time zone!