R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? Bragging Rights!

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

For a theme song to accompany this post, please press play and enjoy...



Yes, the rumors are true. Smackdown's John Morrison is the Marty Jannety. But just because one may fall, don't think the fight is over. There were at least two more matches that night to determine brand supremacy.

First up was a 6-Lady tag match (because women only count as 42% of a man) between a bunch of face Raw Divas and a bunch of heel Smackdown Divas.

Ok McCool, first you steal his finisher, but his hood as well? Leave AJ Styles alone!

So 2/3's of the Raw team never really win matches, whereas 2/3s of the Smackdown team routinely win matches. 1/3 of Raw just stands around and looks hot, and the one of the Smackdown divas manages a very sad family. Of course, the one who stands around will get some offense in on sad girl.


Alas, not enough as the Smackdown girls are able to pull it out. And what a relief too! Seriously, the third match would have NO drama whatsoever if Raw won the first two matches of the series!

Seems like it'd hurt Beth Phoenix's butt first...

Replace Melina's chest with my face and you'll know my plans for tonight.

Still, since Mickie James or Daffney were not involved in this in anyway, I sort of lost interest.

About that final match of the Bragging Rights series...I'm not getting to that yet. No, there was a fatal fourway World Title match involving the Undertaker (and his fake hip) defending against CM Punk (take my word on it), Rey Mysterio (srsly), and Batista (teh ANIMALE!)




Anyway, Batista and Rey Mysterio are super familia forever, so it's very likely one of them is going to walk out of Pittsburgh (city of champions!) as the world champion. Yes, they were a team, watching each others' backs against two formidable opponents.

The cover of the latest issue of Power Bottom Magazine

Yea, Big Dave! Teamwork forever! Except...uh-oh..

"GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG MAN!"

"DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DISCIPLINE MY CHILD!"

Not pictured: Ghostballs in front of Undertaker's face.

Ok, so it didn't really go down like that. It's more like Batista had the Undertaker beat and Rey broke the pin up. But still! The Animal almost became the champ! What could Rey have been thinking?

"Sometimes son, when a mommy and daddy love each other.."

Also, have I ever mentioned that I love WWE interns?

I don't know how anyone can keep a straight face typing the words "The Ultimate Underdog" seriously.

Or "Master of the 619" for that matter.

Finally, Raw and Smackdown battled it out in a fourteen man tag match for the coveted McMahon Bragging Rights Cup!

First up, Team Raw- captained by Degeneration X.

First you tag with God. Now you're high fiving troops. I get it Shawn. Middle America loves you.

And the rest of them.

They clearly look unified

Team Smackdown was co-captained by Chris Jericho and Kane (really?). And included these strapping young men.

We're fucked.

Have I mentioned that I love the interns at WWE.com, before? Because I do.

I know what's up. Cody's balls up into his scrotum.

"Today's headline: 'Sweet Chin Music on the Irishman!' In other news Yurug Empire no more!"

Anyway, if there was every any doubt that WWE reads this blog regularly, it was no doubt washed away with this seven man tag. For, we got a moment of unquenchable fury!! Yes, LOLie Wrestlers of the Year, Kofi Kingston and Chris Jericho, squared off! Hogan/Andre, Steamboat/Flair, Austin/McMahon have nothing on this moment. Think of Zeus and Jupiter somehow meeting to see who is the true god!

Dammit, Chris

Oh God! Can it be I was wrong about my wrestler of the year!? Raw can't win! They just can-

DH Smith CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

SAY WHAT?!?!? THE BIG SHOW HAS TURNED ON RAW! HE'S LIKE SOME KIND OF TRAITOR! BENEDICT ARNOLD OR JUDAS! BECAUSE COMPARING A WRESTLING MATCH TO THE CRUCIFIXION OF THE CHRISTIAN SAVIOR IS TOTALLY COMPARABLE!

Oh well, team Smackdown won! Now let's get drunk and play ping pong!

No trophy for the Irishman!

Come make fun of Monday Night LoseRaw tonight on MyNetwork TV! 8/7c! Or maybe sometime this weekend over on hulu.com! I'm a better pitchman then Hulk Hogan!

Blueprint of a broken heart

Laugh Twins here. Internet comedy can be a dangerous thing. It's our intention to come on here and say a few silly things, then leave if up to you to chortle at them and tell all your friends about the hysterical blog you just read. Then they tell their friends exactly where on the internet you can go for some high-quality, wrestling-related laughs, and so on and so on until we're millionaires somewhere down the line and we're hiring you to trim our bushes into sculptures depicting all the famous finishing maneuvers from years past. We just love topiary.

That's how it's supposed to work, at least. Sometimes, however, things don't go as you dreamed. Some might call that life; we call it an excruciating pain in the ass, but to each his own. You see, not everyone "gets it." Some of you naysayers out there might ask, "What is there to get?", to which we respond, "Maybe you should get laid, you miserable sourpuss." Other times, the joke is clear, but it just cuts a little too deep.

We're talking about one of those times.

For a while now, we've been playing around with a feature called "TweetNA," where we issue running commentary on TNA Impact on Twitter. Therein, we can get pretty harsh. Truly, it's all in good fun, but not everyone sees it that way.

On a regular basis, we send our little barbs to the wrestlers themselves. Now, to us, we're just giving some kind-hearted ribbing. Nothing more than what you would do with your friends, if you have any. It seems though, as we talked about in our world-renowned podcast, the wrestlers don't see it that. Sure, some of them play along, but for the most part, we're ignored or flat out banned from communicating with them. So this letter of apology is to you, TNA's Matt Morgan.

You blocked us a few weeks ago. It took us some time to realize it, mostly when we weren't seeing your fascinating updates on your thoughts about Billy Bapka or how you love the game Batman: Arkham Asylum more than Tecmo Bowl. These are things we loved, yet they are gone to us now, in the ether for all to enjoy but the two lonely Laugh Twins.

What was it, TNA's Matt Morgan? What caused the bad feelings between us? Actually, the bad feelings are more of a one-way street, since we never stopped caring. Somewhere down the line, we changed things...forever. There doesn't seem to be any going back.

So, if you'll never forgive, please help us to understand where we went off the tracks, from adoring fans to two children outside a pet store window, desperately wanting to hold that cute puppy on the other side of the glass. That six-foot-ten, 330 pound, completely shaven puppy. When did the hate start? Was it here, way back on September 10th?

Matt Morgan cuts promos like Mike Tyson makes love to women.

Listen, we're both big fans of Iron Mike around here, so that's a huge compliment. Sure, there were some unpleasant rumors that he raped someone, but we're sure now he's more down-to-earth and can carry on a lasting and loving relationship with a female. Even if he can't, suggesting you "raped" a promo is a good thing. Way to dominate!

Maybe it was later that same night, when we said:

Interesting how Matt Morgan's finisher looks just like his opponent is giving him a DDT, yet it doesn't hurt him. Curious...

You might think we were making fun of your weak finishing move, but quite the contrary! We were impressed at how magical it was. How you might use that illusion to fool other competitors into think your moves aren't that powerful, and even detrimental to yourself! It's quite genius, and we compliment on that heartily.

Maybe you didn't read those, though. We didn't address them right to you, so unless you're a follower (you're not :( ) or someone told you about them, you probably didn't see them. Was it then on September 17th that your thoughts on us turned cold after this comment?

Hey @Tnamattmorgan, that's quite a large double-helix you have in your genes.

Surely it can't be that! That's just fun wordplay on your gimmick! If for some reason you're weirded out by us making a thinly veiled reference to your penis, don't be! We promise we have no first hand knowledge of it. Neither of us moonlight as Orlando prostitutes, so we'd have no way of knowing what your package looks like, and you very well could be stuffing your tights. It was all just a pun among friends. Well, former friends.

A week later, we posted this:

@TNAMattMorgan: Monmouth U not have a good Spanish program? Maybe they should have had satellite classes in Freehold.

We see where you might think that we were making fun of your education, but again, you'd be wrong. We were genuinely concerned that your alma mater was deficient in a quality Spanish language program, and willing, therefore, to fight on your behalf for redress. It's not your fault that you're functionally retarded in the Romance languages. You paid to be educated and were failed by the system. You are due an apology at the least from New Jersey higher learning.

Maybe it's the times we make fun of your dressing habits, like these:

Is @TNAMattMorgan some kind of wizard? That robe is confusing me.

Dear Sting...you're not really Matt Morgan, so take off the Affliction shirts

Ok, really, the robe was just silly, but we're sure you were doing that to make us laugh. And the Affliction shirts? Yeah, we make fun of them, but only because they're usually worn by douchebags, not that you are one. There's always an exception!

The only other thing we can think of is this exchange from September 17th...

@LOL_Wresslin when do you think @Tnamattmorgan will admit he has a bald spot and shave his head

@jesushlynn90 It was very noticable tonight. Perhaps he's the blueprint for male pattern baldness?

Now, please notice that we were not the one's to message you about your growing bald spot. That was @jesushlynn90, who tweets to every wrestler about everything. So don't feel that you're being singled out or picked on; that's just their deal. And as for us? Well, we didn't even copy you on that message, so how could you be mad at us about it?? That's just ridiculous. Look, sometimes when we're with our friends, we're going to say some things to try to fit in. It's just in our nature. We need to be loved. So we were just trying to impress the cool kids, and for that, we're sorry. Look, we're going bald too, in our own little ways, so it's no biggie. It happens to a lot of guys, and if you'd be friends with us, we could talk about it. Lean on us, if you need to.

All we're saying is give us another chance to be the Twitter follower we were meant to be. Twitter was made for us to follow you, TNA's Matt Morgan. Without you, we only use it to harass the Beautiful People, and that can only go for so long without a restraining order. Please, please TNA's Matt Morgan, forgive us so we can go back to a life with some sort of meaning in it, rather than this shell we've been living for the past few weeks.

Sincerely,
The Laugh Twins of LOL, Wresslin'

W.W.W. featuring Booker T in church and the Not-Ready-for-Primetime Wrestlers

On Wednesdays, we here at LOL, Wresslin' like to really pull out the stops and offer up a double shot of righteously killer content. Why Wednesday? Well, we could impress you with market research, work habit studies, and human psychology tendencies to show you there's a scientific reason the middle of the week is the best time to bring your A-game. However, truth be told, we don't have any of that stuff and settled on Wednesday because that was the only day that didn't have any content scheduled.

So, here you have "Watch Wresslin' Wednesdays," the ORIGINAL wrestling-themed, YouTube video comedic co-commentary. Please feel free to suggest a better title, because we are woefully uncreative when it comes to naming stuff.

Better at naming stuff than us.

The idea of W.W.W. is we each send the other a video that is related to wrestling (a match, promo, interview, guest starring spot, etc.). The only restriction is that it cannot be user-created, so playing Triple H's theme song on the mandolin ain't going to fly here, pal. Neither of us know what kind of video we're going to get that day.

After viewing, we each write a response. This could be anything we choose: a straight commentary, a philosophical enlightenment, or classless ridicule. Just as we don't know what kind of video the other will select, neither do we know what the other will write or how they will write it. What you end up with is a mash-up of styles, which in our book equates to two-blogs-in-one, and we can take the rest of the day off.

Matt's video to Adam- Booker T plaing bingo at church and Austin returns



Adam's response...

Wrestlers in a bingo hall? What is this? ECW?!?! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOZ!!!!shiftone!


Rimshot by JustJoking.com

N 31- Stands for "No one under the age of 31 even knows what BINGO is anymore."

B 12- A steroid, which given Booker T's eventual failure of the WWE Wellness Policy cannot be a coincidence.

G 54- John Cena; Chain Gang #54, and also a straight G.

I know my half is lame. I have a midterm today and then have to travel. Please cut me some slack.

B 6- Stands for "Bad 6.", which is a synonym for "SilentRock 06." Why people think they can just put their name on copy written material is beyond me.

A as in Austin 3:16- well that's not even a BINGO number. A Scrabble tile must have gotten mixed into the mixer.

N 33- Pretty much sums up everything about Booker T at this time.

And the old lady wins! If only Booker hadn't switched his card he would have won the game!


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Adam's video to Matt - Brian Kendrick and Cody Rhodes discuss the Royal Rumble

Raw 1 21 08 Cody & Kendrick Discuss the Rumble
Uploaded by TH3_GH0ST. -

Matt's reponse...

CHRIS JERICHO RETURNS???!!!! WHAT????!!!






Alright, alright. As much as I would love to punch out there, I should say at least something about what just occured on screen, which is more than I can say for them.

Have you ever been watching Raw and then a 9th-grade One Act Play practice broke out? Well, if you were watching Raw on January 21st last year, you could say "Yes" to that. I know, I know. It's easy to make fun of Cody Rhodes' acting ability. So much so that he's been dubbed "Community theater Cody" around the mark sites. I'm not going to do that. In fact, I'll say that he's the most convincing of the three on screen, if you exclude the WWE logo at the botom.

Better at acting than Cody Rhodes

This segment screams "Welcome to the WWE, newborn child! Here's how things work around here." I think the script was written by Wikipedia. Like I said, let's forget about Cody, because...well, because I kick him in the nuts enough here. Brian Kendrick, however, looks like he's auditioning to be the ringmaster for a one-time performance of the Barnum and Bailey's Circus at the Special Olympics.

"And now, a donkey dressed as an elephant, because you'll never know the difference!"

If there were a LOLie for "Overacting Where's It's Completely Unnecessary," it would go to The Brian Kendrick. As a matter of fact, why shouldn't there be? We completely made those up. So as of today, I am awarding Brian Kendrick a LOLie. Congratulations!! (I'll expect Adam's pick by the end of business today or he's kicked out of the blog.)

However, the real champion here is Bob Holly, making it the first time he's ever been the real champion of anything. Bob's role is the clueless old warrior, who doesn't care about these kids' Facespace or whatever and just wants to kick some ass, even if it's the ass of a friend. Holly is too stupid to know that, these days, acting "behind the times" is stupid.

Even that joke is five years too late.

Bob Holly also says, "Nobody's going to stop me from winning that Rumble." Well, my friend, you were the sixth person to be eliminated, and Umaga was the one to do it, so technically you are correct. A nobody stopped you from winning the Rumble.

Oh, and again Dailymotion.com, why credit TH3_GHOST for uploading this video?? You're crediting someone for creating a link on the internet?? We do that five times a week here, and you don't see us patting ourselves on the back about it.

Mr. Hogan seconds Mr. Roberts's motion

We're not going to bother with a clever introduction because today's news is sort of big. Mainstream big. You're a clever reader. We don't think we're going to lull you into "well what happened?" with some sort of dramatic tension introduction.

Yes, it's true. Hulk Hogan was on the Today show this morning [fun fact: did you know (tm) that Sigorney Weaver's father created the Today and Tonight show for NBC? It's true!)



What pray tell did the Hulkster have to say to Meridith Vieira? Well the Immortal One isn't all that immortal after all. He was depressed (serious ailment, no doubt) enough to actually be a danger to himself. Yes, he bravely went on TV to discuss his ailment and how close to the brink he was. He downed a whole bottle of the anti-depressant Xnaax and chased it down with some rum. A lethal combination to be sure. But just to be sure that the pills would perform their task, Hogan also put a gun in his mouth and squeezed the trig-


Oh thank heavens! Layla Ali (his co-host on the now defunct American Gladiators and boxing legend Muhammad Ali's daughter) happened to just call at exactly the right time. Just as his other friends, like Eric Bischoff or radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge, called. All because they were worried about Hollywood. It's truly an uplifting story of friendship and second chances. And a good thing too, because as good Christian boys, we don't think this would have applied if Hogan committed suicide. In all seriousness though, and we're being real here, we're very proud of your bravery there, Mr. Bollea.

Oh wait. He's promoting a book? Figures (he also said "like you know (tm)" more than Adam did in the entire Alleged LOLoCast.)

Yes, in true Hulk Hogan fashion he decided to drum up some interest in a new project he's in. But it didn't stop there. Turns out there was an even bigger announcement to be made later that day.

Well, maybe it's not THAT big...

Total Nonstop Action, desperate to replace a departing old timer who doesn't do jobs with an older timer who doesn't do jobs, has signed Hulk Hogan to the company. We now have something to write about for a year. This announcement was made in front of the steps of New York's Madison Square Garden, no doubt a slap in the face of WWE. However, one thing that is lost in all the hullabaloo is that Hogan isn't coming alone. He's bringing some controversy (that creates cash) with him.



Now, we're not sure if Easy E will be an on-screen character for TNA, but we do know that he'll increase the TNA brand. Turns out he's production company has had a pretty impressive resume of television shows in the last few years, and now he has a first look deal with TNA. Expect many reality shows about Hogan training to come back to the ring or Kevin Nash's rehab.

The jury is still out on whether this is a good idea or not, but we're still concerned about Hogan's mental state. He still has his divorce trials, and the Graziano family is about due for a large sum of money after the...unpleasantness. All that being said, take a look at this video from a year ago.



It's easy to call Hogan a fake, but we still choose to believe he wasn't completely joking about the suicide attempt (thank goodness for celebrity friends to name drop!) Even a year after that fateful night, the Hulkster sounds sad. Listen to how he said "Black Hand" in that promo. It had such..reverence.

For those not in the know, Black Hand is a Green Lantern villain who is obsessed with death. He sleeps in a grave. He's a necrophiliac. And also a cannibal.

He's also the head of the Black Lantern Corps, the main antagonists in the DC Comics' event Blackest Night. Yes, in the DCU (earths new-52) the dead are rising; is it possible that Hogan wishes to join the Black Lanterns? Does he wish to feast on all those delicious emotions that reside in the rest of the color spectrum? Only time will tell, but we know this much. The Green Lantern corps should make Orlando, FL the first stop in their Blackest Night investigation.

OH BABY, I like it Raw! Breaking Point Bragging Rights

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

For a theme song to accompany this post, please press play and enjoy...



That annual WWE tradition of "Bragging Rights" has come and gone, and what have we learned? Well, we now know who the real Jannetty II is, and just what makes a "no holds barred" Ironman match different from other matches, which is nothing.


We'll start with the Miz versus John Morrison, which is, ostensibly, about who is the bigger douche. I can tell you that from the get-go.

Hint: It's not him. And will you look at those abs. HOT FLASHES!

This whole match was built on two premises: 1) We care about who wins, and 2) The loser is destined to amount to nothing. They did this by bringing up the old name of Marty Jannetty, which in kayfabe speak means "has-been." Of course, despite all this, Jannetty wasn't above showing his face on last week's Raw and letting Miz get the 1-2-3 on him. I suppose it's refreshing to know that anytime a young buck needs a solid win over an old-timer, we can count on Marty to go out and give them a decent match for a decent payday.


So pretty much, someone's legacy is on the line here at "Bragging Rights." One will go on to be one of the most legendary performers in the business, and the other will become "that guy that got kicked through that window one time."

Even Vegas doesn't know what to do with this one.

I'll spare you the details and just say that...MIZ PULLED OUT THE WIN!!! GO RAW!!! MONDAY NIGHTS ARE BACK, ASSHOLES!!!

I suppose, however, my excitement should be tempered a bit because of the fact it was Miz that won, but whatever.

Damn it, even his mouthpiece is douchey.

The other big match for Raw would be this Ironman for the WWE Championship. This would be special because the rules are there are no rules! That's right! This is going to get crazy, and quick! So I'll take you step-by-step through the each fall of the match so you can see just what madness you missed!


Cena 1-0


Orton would later RKO. Tied 1-1


Orton reversed an Attitude Adjustment into an RKO, but both would score a pin. Tied 2-2.
Followed by an extreme Attitude Adjustment from the ropes. Cena 3-2.


Legacy interference. Tied 3-3.


Orton throws Cena through stage lighting, then pins. Orton 4-3.

Randy would then try to show Cena what it's like to be Kane, and fired off a pyro in an attempt to ignite Mr. Cena, but ultimately failed at that. Just ask Undertaker how it's done next time.

Cena would roll Orton into a small package for the next pinfall, but since there is no pictured in the universe titled "Randy Orton small package," just use your imagination. Tied 4-4.


Alright, here's where things really would get extreme, as Orton DDT'd Cena on the floor for a pin, taking the lead 5-4. Cena would then back-to-back an Attitude Adjustment through a table (just how many times does Orton need his attitude adjusted??) and then an STF for the final decision to win 6-5. So now the WWE Title has changed hands more than a football in a Detroit Lions game (Thanks Blumberg!)

Finally there's that little matter of the Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown match, but I won't really go into that. I'll allow guest blogger Kelly Kelly to give you the rundown of that one, submitted to us via Twitter:

Team Raw didn't win. Team Smackdown dominated us. That's alright, we still have the better show!! Ha.

Well played, K-Twice. Well played indeed.

Tune in tonight for post-bragging action! USA, 9/8c!!

R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? Earning the right to brag

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

For a theme song to accompany this post please press play and enjoy



Now, before I get you all ready for tonight's Smackdown (and in turn, Bragging Rights), I need to make note of something. This is LOL, Wresslin's 300th post!!!!!1shiftoneonebar-be-que11!! Please go to our register to purchase gifts.

ANYWAY

We take one week off and Nancy O'Dell causes everything to go to hell. Yessir, that "massive" Divas trade, to which I think Smackdown came out swimmingly. Gone is the boneless wonder Melina and that oddly appealing Eve, enter in "fat" Mickie James and "ugly" Beth Phoenix. Yes, I'm fairly pleased with this.

Now, we all know my love for Michelle McCool. Well, not anymore. Mickie James, dropped off work rate and all, is the new top lady of Friday! Don't get me wrong. McCool still has amazing abs and glorious fake boobs (with cleavage the size of the Grand Canyon), but something about finding the Undertaker sexually attractive turns me off to her. Plus, all that faith blah blah. So don't get me wrong, Michelle McCool, you're great. But whereas you gave me this:

Something something tight end.

Mickie James gave me this:


Speaking of a gaping vagina, The Miz and John Morrison reunited for a live rendition of their old talk show The Dirt Sheet (insiderish!). Turns out they have a match this Sunday (for bragging rights!), so it's time to argue over who most resembles Marty Janetty. Seriously, all the Jannety hate got sort of out of hand (not so out of hand that Janetty wouldn't go out and take a payday to job to the Miz on the Raw this past Monday, but still).

"Just because Marty Janetty is a former IC champ doesn't mean I'm the more Janetish!"

Still, considering how this is Smackdown, and Morrison is the face, guess who got the last laugh?






There were a bunch of matches to see who qualified for Team Smackdown at the PPV, but I read this week's Smackdown spoilers, and well, they're all kind of worthless now.


Anyway, best friends forever, who surely would never turn on each other for a chance at the World title this Sunday at Bragging Rights, Batista and Rey Mysterio, wrestled Mano e Mano last Friday. As usual, the interns at WWE.com did not disappoint with their captions.

Brothers, really? Does that explain the bunk beds and matching footie pajamas?

When did Rey hail from Russia? And what arms are we talking about? These arms?

Here's a caption I came up with: "The Animal mounts his prey for a late night hookup"

So the match was fine for what it was. Rey hit the most telegraphed finisher ever to get the win. BUT WAIT! Controversy! Seems Batista got his shoulder up, but the ref missed it! Why are referees always so incompetent? It's almost as if wrestling isn't legitimate! Or the ALCS for that matter! Of course, the Animal did not appreciate this.


And then CM Punk attacked Rey Mysterio for some reason.

Anyway, Smackdown is airing tonight from some city in the Northeast most likely. Be sure to watch it for some madcap hijincks on our way to this Sunday! MyNetwork TV, 8/7c or hulu.com! Here's to 300 more!