R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? THE ADAM IS BACK!

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

100 POSTS!!! SUCK IT RAW!!

I can't express how happy I am to devote my Friday nights to the superior brand in sports entertainment, Friday Night Smackdown! I'm sorry for leaving you baby, please take me back.

The most regal of all events is fast approaching, so the Knights of the Table Smack are gearing up! And why wouldn't they? The winner of the Royal Rumble main events the grand daddy of them all, Wrestlemania! Although luck is certainly a major component in winning, it can not be overstated how much talent and determination factor into winning. That's why HHH is Smackdown's best option to win the Rumble. And nothing, and I mean nothing, is going to get in his way.

Except for GM Vickie Guerrero.

Remember that little tiff about some nude photos HHH found on eBay? Me neither. It was two weeks ago! Well Ms. Guerrero didn't, and she's out to make HHH pay! And not in monetary ways like you do on eBay, but in a convoluted wrestling way. Yes, HHH's Royal Rumble slot is on the line as MVP must take on the Big Show in a last man standing match. MVP loses (as he's prone to do) and The 3H Club is out of the Double R!



One wrestler who will not be at the Royal Rumble is Victoria. She had her very last match ever last Friday. Victoria is the last hold over of the glory days of women's wrestling, so let's pay our respects and cheer her on for her last match. Who's her opponent?

OMG!!! Michelle McC(.)(.)l!!!!

Crap. Sorry Victoria, but you drew the short straw.

How can I get a seat at this buffet tray?

Engrish and LOL's, plus a well known internet meme? God I'm clever.

Anyway, back to HHH's problem. As we all know, MVP has been on a bit of losing streak for the last five months or so. Maybe he shouldn't have burned those lower case T's in front of random houses. So it's all but assured that the 500 pound Big Show will destroy him in a last man standing match. Right? Right?

Hey kids, see if you can find the hidden pun in this LOL.

Well not if HHH has anything to say about it. It's a last man standing match. There are no rules! Nice way to exploit that loop hole, Hunter. This must be why they call you "The Cerebral Assassin!"

Hey Paul Wight! You're a nasty bastard and your mama said so!

Finally, we need to hype up our title match at the Royal Rumble. Jeff Hardy was slated to be a guest on the hit talk show segment, The Cutting Edge, hosted none other then his opponent at the Rumble, Edge! True, he's had a few "incidents" lately, but he's safely in the arena! Nothing will go wrong.

Goldberg. Goldberg. Goldberg.

Goldberg?

OOOO...that's gotta hurt! But you know what hurts the most? That gray camo shirt Hurricane Helms is wearing! It hurts my eyes and taste (wocka wocka!) Seriously dude, you're pushing it.

Last show before the Rumble! Tune in tonight, 8/7c on MyNetwork TV!