Mixed Martial Tarts

Life after professional wrestling can be hard. The Wrestler taught us that. It also taught us that Marisa Tomei makes a more than acceptable stripper, and Jersey is one shithole after another. But making the transition from the WWE to other forms of income can be hard.

Imagine our surprise when we came across this tidbit on former WWE Diva Victoria's blog (also imagine our surprise that we were reading Victoria's blog) - she's considering making a run in MMA fighting.

Now, we know you have a couple questions. Tough ones, like "Who cares?" Well, we can't answer that. But what if you're asking, "How's that going to work?" We can help you there.

It's certainly not unheard of. Brock Lesnar is the current UFC Heavyweight Champion. So that's a good start! And you have the man partly responsible for Vince getting his head shaved, Bobby Lashley, who left the WWE for MMA and won his first fight apparently. Good for him!


In her own words:

I have really increased my jiu-jitsu training...I have also been contacted by several agents, a couple of whom represent current and former UFC Champions...I think they think I can fill seats.

Yeah, YOUR seat

Good for her, though. We hope it works out. And if it does, who might she be facing?

We're predictable. We know.

Allow LOL, Wresslin' to say "Good luck, Victoria!" Go punch a female or two, just for us!

In related news (related only because we came across this story today as well), PWTorch.com is hosting an article with the headline "Hart family wrestler producing documentary on up-and-down career." Now, who might that be?

Down, mostly.

Actually it's Teddy Hart. Can't wait for that one in theaters!