R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? vol. 19

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

Did you know that No Way Out is this weekend? Didn't we just have the Royal Rumble like..three weeks ago? Man oh man, there are way too many of these. Well, let's recap last week's Smackdown so you can prepare for tonight's go home episode of Friday Night Smackdown!

Honestly? Not a lot happened. For once I'm going to give the edge (no pun intended) to Raw. Wait a second! What am I saying? Raw has a middle aged man beating up their main event hill all because his last name is McMahon! How can that show be remotely entertaining!?

Still, Smackdown is kind of cruise control right now, since they only have one match on the PPV card this weekend. Sure, there are other things going on, like Matt Hardy attacking his brother Jeff...

Now, obviously we're all upset about this. But no person is more upset then an old Hardy buddy, Hurricane Helms! "Why Matt, why?" were the thoughts racing through his head. So, the former Seal of Awesomeness (and I stress former) winner calls out the elder Hardy to confront him on his actions. And what does Matt do in response? Why he rests his nuts on Helms's chin!

Turns out Brokeback Mountain is in North Carolina. Yes, I know what year this is.

In other hotness, Michelle McCool returned to Smackdown to beat up someone named Eve? Eve once betrayed Adam, so clearly I'm pulling for Michelle to tear it up (and/or kick some butt!)

I wasn't disappointed.

Well, that's not true. I mostly just love the caption the WWE used for the following photo. "Michelle McCool smuggly looks out at the WWE Universe."

I can think of a word that starts with an F and rhymes with "smuggly."

And finally, about that one match at NWO. Well it's a six man elimination chamber, so at least it'll tear the house down. And we actually have good dudes wrestling in it, rather then buttholes like Kofi Kingston and Mike Knox (OMG!!). If you remember from last week, Undertaker, Big Show, and HHH all qualified for the chamber, taking on the champion Edge. There's two spots left! Who will fill them?

Well we've got an answer on one of them! There was a 15-man battle royal, with the winner qualifying.



No point going into the losers, but the final four were the WWE Tag Champs, Carlito and Primo, R-Truth (get rowdy!), and the Russian guy. Three faces and one heel, this could prove to be difficult.

Race war!!!

Oh my...could we be in for an up-



Really?

Whites win! Whites win again!

REALLY?

Anyway, five spots down, one to go. I suppose there will be one last qualifying match again tonight-



What? You're interrupting me.



Really? Just like that? We haven't seem him since the Royal Rumble where you screwed him over by making his title match No DQ, and now you just put him in the main event title match? This show makes no sense.

Bash your head against the wall on America's favorite network for reruns, My Network TV! 8/7c!