R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? A lifelong dream come true

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

The wonderful thing about PPV recaps is that there are no storylines to bother with! Here's dudes (and chicks!)! Fighting! And with Night of Champions it's over titles! Simple as that! Exclamation! Point.

Like our first title match of the night. The booty-licious Melina and the fetching Michelle McCool went at it for the Women's title. And it was a barn burner from the start! Melina did her trade mark spli....


Huh? What? Oh right. Well Melina couldn't even finish her entrance before McCool went on the attack.

The joke is here

Of course, this seems a little odd to me. After all, Michelle is the champion. Shouldn't she enter the ring second? After all, HHH gets Motorhead concerts when he's champion, shouldn't Michelle at least get to be introduced as champion after some jabroni? Unless she planned the whole thing...yes...yes. She is a clever one.

Anyway, she defended her title.

Now all they have to do is create a women's belt on ECW, and Michelle McTaker can be the first tiple crown winner!

Now you want further proof of how much Smackdown rules? Smackdown's top two title matches were the last two on the card. The main events, if you will. Yes, the WWE title match went on BEFORE that lame Divas title match, which pretty much put everyone to sleep. Thankfully, Dolph Ziggler and Rey Mysterio fought it out for the Intercontinental title. And that...didn't wake us up?


Yes, for some reason this match never really got out of first gear. You'd figure it'd be better, but it pretty much just watched like this:

Quick Jericho! Now's the time to get the mask!

Oh well, at least someone had a hardon for this match.

LOL, Wresslin': for the ladies

And the final, big blow off, culture war for the World title between CM Punk and Jeff Hardy. Yes, bad guy role model for young children attempted to defend his title against good guy drug addict. It's a running gag on this site!

Just imagine Jeff Hardy is a dead horse.

Again, this match just never got going. It started late and ended early. It wasn't bad, just didn't feel like a big blow off to an epic drug war.


Still, the Philadelphia fans, who are forever known for the compassion and love of happy endings, were sent home happy when Jeff Hardy won the world title. And miraculously didn't lose it a minute later. So that's what's up. Another world champion on Smackdown!

And seriously, "a lifelong dream" does not count when it's your third world title reign, WWE.com interns.

"Would you like to here my impression of Heath Ledger's Joker?"

How soon until Jeff loses the title next? The path starts now! 8/7c, MyNetwork TV or hulu.com!