TnA for sure! Part deux.

A few months ago, WWE discontinued their association with Playboy magazine. This was due to Linda McMahon joining the Connecticut Board of Education. You know this. We (hilariously) wrote about this. Still, pervy wrestlewebz sites are all a flutter after this Tweet from TNA's Jeremey Borash.

A TNA Knockout has posed for Playboy.10:41 PM Jul 25th from TwitterFon

Now, we're obviously excited for this news. If theirs one thing we Twins love, it's naked ladies (right...)! Of course, one thing we love even more is a mystery! Who could this brave and sexy knockout be? There are too many to choose from! Thus, we've gone over every photo available of the TNA Knockouts, and we've evaluated their strong points and some of their weaker points. So put on your silk robes because we're playing Hef!

The Beautiful People


The clear cut, top of the list, #1 with a bullet for the majority of male TNA fans. All three of them would probably sell very well for Playboy. However, JB said "a Knockout." which makes us think that this triple team has been disqualified. But that doesn't mean any one of them couldn't have done it.

Angelina Love


Pros: Knockouts champion. Tall, tan, blond. Best body of the BP's.
Cons: Leathery skin. Heel character wouldn't do this for the fans. Could be interesting dynamic though where she yells at the fans for being perverts who "jerk off to her" or something.
Odds: 1/100

Velvet Sky


Pros: Great ass. Overall a very pretty girl. Probably shaves. Does not have intimidating, muscular body.
Cons: Heel character again. Trashy tattoos are not usually Playboy style, although could be easily airbrushed.
Odds: 1/75

Madison Rayne

Pros: Has the "girl next door" aesthetic that Playboy loves so much. Loves America as evidenced by above picture. A clear favorite of the LT's.
Cons: Buckteeth. Outdated hair style and coloring. Who?
Odds: 1/300

Christy Hemme

Note: Matt's favorite

Pros: No obvious physical flaws. Fiery red hair. Has been in Playboy before. Not in any particular storyline, which means this could be a good way to reintroduce her to television.
Cons: Once farted a pie.
Odds: 1/15

Awesome Kong


Pros: Bold choice. Would earn TNA loads of good publicity with women's groups.
Cons: Seriously?
Odds: 1/infinity.

Tara


Pros: One of the more noticeable faces in TNA, due to her time in WWE. In tremendous shape. Would love to see a knee brace in a Playboy spread.
Cons: Left WWE over the abundance of models in their women's division, so this does not seem like a career move she'd make. One of the more noticeable faces, if you catch our meaning.
Odds: 1/500

Raisha Sayid


Pros: Actually looks like this:
Cons: No one knows that. Character is an Islamic woman who wears a burka, so that would not go over well with Islamic groups.
Odds: 1/10,000

Sharmell


Pros: Beautiful woman. In the main stable of TNA, so good promotion for TNA.
Cons: Character is a bit stuck up, so it wouldn't jive. Real life wife of Booker T, so unsure how that conversation would go. Heel.
Odds: 1/8000

Jenna Morasca


Pros: Another beautiful woman. Has mainstream celebrity appeal (well, kinda). Previously posed for Playboy.
Cons: A woman from Survivor is not what people should think about when they think of "TNA."
Odds: 1/50

Taylor Wilde


Pros: Spunky face wrestler with large chest. Blond fits that Playboy aesthetic. On the show every week so this could be the start of a big push.
Cons: Has kind of a "retard hot" thing going on.
Odds: 1/250

ODB

Our sentiments exactly

Pros: Large chest. Could have a fun pictorial involving trailers
Cons: Large everything else.
Odds: 1/1000


So Cal Val


Pros: Has done enough of the type of modeling where at this point, it's really a matter of time to image her naked. A butt that won't quit.
Cons: BUTTER FACE
Odds: 1/10

Daffney

Note: Adam's favorite

Pros: Different look. Large chest. Could certainly clean up well.
Cons: Too many tattoos for Playboy. Heel.
Odds: 1/85

Traci Brooks

Pros: Large chest. Has done enough of the type of modeling where this isn't a stretch. Just returned to television to join "Main Even Mafia" so timing seems coincidental.
Cons: Man face. Awful boobjob with cleavage about a mile wide.
Odds: 1/2 (Playboy has done much worse)

Above: Much worse

Dixie Carter


Pros: Smart, sassy, and sexy as hell. MILF quality.
Cons: Not actually on TNA television.
Odds: Only in dreams.

So what do you fellas think? Who do you want to see? Did anyone actually know that Playboy is still published?