Now, this is a tragedy. We're making a note here, huge failure. It's hard to overstate our disappointment.
Seriously though,
PL: And I'm Paul Theodore London! And together we are....
BK and PL: WYLD STALLIONS!
(brino weeno wownnnnnnnn!)
Hardcore Holly comes out to the ring and beats up Goldust for acting "queer."
Who wouldn't love the idea of two time traveling valley boys using only their wits and talents to save rock and roll and win tag team gold some tough guy with bleach blond hair beating up another man who makes him question his own sexuality? Apparently only Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Pat Patterson, Michael PS Hayes, Kevin Dunn, Ranjan Chibber, and everyone else on the writing staff who rejected our idea and filed multiple restraining orders on us (Call, please?). Still, they'd have been a wonderful comedy duo with loads of talent, easily the high point of any wrestling show. Alas, it is not to be.
Wait,the tag team broke up in the fall of 2004, and Kidman was released from his contract in July of 2005 that's insensitive to homosexual viewers and wouldn't garner any heat, good or bad? Really? We had no idea. We never saw any of them on TV and forgot they existed.
Wait,
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