Savvy?

It seems to be the case that when a diva leaves the WWE, you don't really hear much from her anymore. Lita is hosting a radio show Sunday nights at 9:00 PM in Atlanta called PunkRockalypse. Trish has done some reality television. And Chyna? Well...let's just say I won't be spending a night overseas anytime soon.

But Stacy Keibler is looking to buck that trend. Former Ravens cheerleader, WCW girl, Diva, and Dancing with the Stars contestant, Keibler is looking to add something to her resume: pirate.

And not just any pirate, but a football pirate! That's right, Stacy is joining up with Captain Morgan rum for a special promotion during the Super Bowl.


Yes, the perfect pairing is asking players from either team to do the Captain Morgan pose at some point during the game. If they do, the rum company will donate $5,000 to the player's favorite charity, and another five grand to Keibler's favorite charity.

"And rum for all the sick kiddos!"

But why Captain Morgan? And why Stacy Keibler? Now, don't get us wrong: we love the ladies. They rev our engines. However, isn't there a better liquor and spokesman for the Super Bowl? Take Scott Hall for instance. He's been practicing his Jack Daniels pose for years!


This is what we've got though, and in the end, it'll probably be fun and worth a few laughs. Also, the chances of someone saying, "I'd like to put a little captain in her"? Well, 100 percent, because we've already said it.