OH BABY, I like it RAW! Kiss of Death

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

This is a double-lighting update, since I have to leave shortly to attend Raw live tonight in Dallas. Any LOLFANS out there be sure and seek me out; I'll be the strikingly handsome comedy writer with a line of internet groupies in tow. Too busy for a theme song this week. You know the tune...hum it to yourself.

Ok, Ric Flair said all the legends are going to fight Jericho at Wrestlemania. Jericho attacks Flair. Lawler was so moved by this, he did nothing. Then he challenged Jericho to a match next week (tonight!)

"Just imagine I'm stepping on Ric Flair."

Hardy defeated Dolph Ziggler in an Extreme Rules match. Hardy then said what just happened wasn't extreme at all.


Edge and Big Show fought a no contest. Who cares? They're from SlackDown.

Undertaker gave a warning to Shawn Michaels, who in turn had one of his own.

The symbolism is so good, it hurts.

Finally, a match between Triple H and Randy and Teddy Jr. ends pretty much how you'd expect it to.

Or not??

Yeah, Orton and Teddy beat up Trips, handcuffed him to the ropes, knocked his wife out, and then made out with her. Want more making out with unconscious chicks? Tune in to the only place for date rape, USA! at 9/8c. I'll be there in person. Look for me. I'm the dude in the shirt, waving.