Never forget. Don't ever forget.

Remember a few months ago when Kane became infatuated with Kelly Kelly and essentially stalked her? And not in the loving "hide in the bushes" kind of way? More like the "I'm going to kill any guy that even looks at you" kind of way. Well the detectives at the LOL, Wresslin' offices can officially close the case for the Tampa police. We think there is more then enough evidence here to convict Kane as at least having a hand in the recent death of former wrestler/Kelly Kelly boyfriend Test.



Oh wait, they ended up revealing that it was Randy Orton she was seeing and then we assume Kane got so scared he decided to back off. That or he just felt he couldn't compete with the Golden Hog that is The Age of Orton. Those are the only rational explanations for this story just quietly being dropped like that. Our apologies to Kane.

WAIT A SECOND!

Wasn't it just a few weeks ago that we met Mrs. Randy Orton during the super intense HHH home invasion!? So wouldn't what Kelly and Randy have been doing in the past be considered adultery? Now sure, Randy is an evil heel, so we don't hold him to the same moral standards, but Kelly! Kelly you should know better!


Or perhaps we should be applauding Mrs. Orton. We're sure she found out about this just like the rest of us did, and rather then take her husband to the cleaners (from what we assume is a billion dollar annual salary) she fell remembered the man she fell in love with. The same man who served time in military prison and was dishonorably discharged for going AWOL in the marines. The same man harassed former female coworkers so much that they eventually quit. The same man who became the youngest World Champion in history. The same man who did this:


Yes, life is full of crossroads. Mrs. Orton took "'until death due us part" to heart and we salute her. We just hope Randy spent a few nights on the couch so he learned his lesson ;)!