Friday, March 6, 2009

R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? vol. 22

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

Exciting times here on Friday nights, as it seems that Smackdown holds all the power in the WWE. First, we got two champions! But even more importantly, Vickie Guerrero is now also the interim general manager for that other show, as she's heading up Raw while Stephanie McMahon does whatever it is that she does. What's all this mean? Simple. The brand extension is over! And Smackdown won! Let's all bask in the soothing blue light and have a little fun tonight!

Like our main event! John Cena from "Raw" is taking on Smackdown's Big Show! More on that later though!

No, rather let's look ahead to Wrestlemania. As per usual, everyone not involved in the title picture or the Money in the Bank match wants to take on the Undertaker. God knows why, but somehow, if someone can someway beat him, they will live forever in Wrestlemania immortality (is that why no one remembers Nathan Jones?). Vying for the shot at the Undertaker is "Raw"'s Shawn Michaels, and Smackdown's Moscow Mauler, Vladimir Kozlov! To prove his worth, Kozlov isn't waiting for Wrestlemania though! Nope, he took on the Undertaker tonight (last week)!





And get this: He won! Clean! Look!







Vlad is one step closer to making Wrestlemania history! All he needs to do is get past that pesky Heart Break Kid.

Additionally, as teased last week, Matt and Jeff Hardy were finally going to settle their blood feud!

OR WERE THEY!?!?!?!



Yea...so that happened.

And in our main event, John Cena played the away game and took on the 500 lbs. Big Show. Big Show showed a little agility as John Cena dusted off his shoulders.





Things were going Mr. Cena's way when Edge ran into the ring, but didn't do anything. The distraction led to a KO punch in the face of Cena by Show!



And then a chokeslam for the clean 1 2 3!





Absolute power corrupts absolutely! Watch tonight as the line gets blurred even more! 8/7c, My Network TV!

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