From Parts Unknown....

This may be old news, but it's an exciting time around the LOL, Wresslin' offices. That's because The Ultimate Warrior's ex-wife is shopping around a tell-all book about being married to a man who tied bicycle streamers to his arms! We normally are above such sensationalism, but something about this has us all jiggered.

Perhaps it's because the man formally known as Jim Hellwig is bat-shit crazy.

Now, we know you knew that. The man wears bicycle streamers on his arms. But there's so much more insanity which fuels our love for this bicycle streamer armed man. First off, his name actually is Warrior. We're going to repeat that. He legally changed his name to Warrior. He's also a hardcore, right winger, frequently speaking at fine institutions and bicycle streamer conventions everywhere.

And then of course, there's always this doozy.

The book seems to only recount the days that Mr. Warrior and Ms. Tyree were married, so it would appear that the above goodness will probably be omitted from the final copy. Which on first glance would appear to be a shame. But we know where the story goes. He's bat shit crazy. Let's see how he got there.

Our bet? Bicycle streamers on the arms cut off circulation to his brain.