LOL, Wresslin': R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? vol. 2

Friday, October 17, 2008

R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? vol. 2

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coarsing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremecy has charged both of them up enough provide handy recaps to the previous week's show. That way no new viewers would feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

This week's Raw review recalled GM Mike Adamle deciding to just take the day off and appoint Chris Jericho GM for the day. We all saw how well that went. Smackdown doesn’t have such a problem. Since the day Vickie Guerrero (whose sole qualification appears to be that she’s a widow) took over, Smackdown has had steady and consistent leadership.

Well, except for the last few weeks when she was out because the Undertaker scared her or something like that.

Regardless, best watch yo self Smackdown roster, cause the bitch is back. And she’s putting all her wrath out onto HHH and the Undertaker, because the crowd likes them and she’s jealous.

Nice screen grab, shit dick.

She hates them both so much that she booked our WWE Champ against the 500 lbs behemoth known only as The Big Show, with the strap on the line to boot! With the help of some Undertaker interference, Trips somehow squeaked out the win. But, the force of the Show isn’t stopping there. Vickie booked a match at Cyber Sunday. Big Show vs the Undertaker, and we get to decide the stipulation!

Jay Sherman: "It Stinks!"

In other Smackdown news, Montel Vontavious Porter is doing his damndest to become Al Snow 2008. He’s the founding member of J.O.B. Squad, 21^st century apparently, as he stared at the lights against everyone’s favorite heart throb, Jeff Hardy. Pin me, pay me, right MVP?

What does everybody want?? What does everybody need??

He's actually tripping and thinks he's diving into a pool.

Also, we have a new #1 Contender! Vladimir Kozlov proved once again that you can go far in this business by randomly assaulting other wrestlers after they have matches. In no way is it illegal or even frowned upon. On Earth-53 it’s considered Overtime.