R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK???

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coarsing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremecy has charged both of them up enough provide handy recaps to the previous week's show. That way no new viewers would feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

The following events happened on the Smackdown side of the No Mercy PPV. These events should be all you need to know to keep up tonight.

There were only two matches on the Smackdown side. True, MVP got in some long promo with a bunch of Raw dudes, possibly setting up a face turn, but since nothing really came of that, and it’s not directly Smackdown right now, let’s choose to ignore it.

The first match was a battle of large, gimmicked men. The Big Show took on the Undertaker. Let’s go to the….digital photos:

Tag Team, back again...

That tattoo totally distracts from the back fold.

Large man knocked down ass up? Check. Larger man looming over the first man? Check? Dream come true? Double check!

Also, HHH (who I bet wins) defended the WWE Championship against that artsy guy who has paint on his jeans and spends the whole time at the party telling you how "really into philosphy and poetry" he is:

Owww!! My track marks!!

Triple Check

I regret nothinnnnnngggggg!!!

That's it for No Mercy recap! Watching Smackdown should be as easy as reading the Sunday funnies now. Be sure to tune at 8 to MyNetwork TV (wait...what?) and feel confident that you know what all the fuss is about.