LOL, Wresslin': OH BABY, I like it Raw! vol. 3

Monday, October 27, 2008

OH BABY, I like it Raw! vol. 3

Matt and Adam take the brand extention very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coarsing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

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Tonight is sure to be one to watch. With the events of Taboo Tues-- er, Cyber Sunday fresh in everyone's mind, there's going to be a lot to talk about. First, there's Rey Mysterio versus Kane in a No Holds Barred match, which Jerry "The King" said favors Kane, but I kinda see that one the other way.

So they whip each other for a while, and Rey eventually gets the win, proving again that it is far better to hide yourself behind a mask rather than take it off and hope to be accepted by wrestling fans. The divas had a costume contest, which is to say they dressed provocatively and wore a some fake animal ears or something. Mickie James, a busty woman who's a little crazy and likes to fight, won by dressing as Lara Croft, a busty woman who's a little crazy and likes to fight (GO RAW!)

I know she's holding a carrot, but I just can't help but wonder...

Santino fought the Honky Tonk Man (you know, with all this Honk-a-Meter build-up, I really thought they were pushing for Piper). That match ended after two minutes with Honk winning via DQ. Nice way to service the fans.

Jericho was backstage demanding that Adamle get rid of the special ref stipulation for his match. Hey! That's what the fans were voting on! That's not right, Jericho, because that would only disenfrancise a lot of people who cast their vote and it may throw into question the credibility of this entire election. I don't really agree with you, and if you don't like it, that's just democracy. Love it, or GET OUT.

He had reason to be worried though, because it turns out Stone Cold Steve Austin was going to be the special ref. Sorry, Randy...we were pulling for you.