Just kidding, it still blows.
But if you're watching, or if you just come here for brief and witty recaps, let's go over what happened on Week 4's episode.
This week the competitors had three more moves to learn: a hip toss, elbow smash, and how to take the turnbuckle. Again, if Hogan were doing the training himself, they would have been done three weeks ago.
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Now that they are all saddled with new in-ring personalities, the group gets to show off their acting abilities by cutting a promo. We think they're "acting" "abilities" are what got them planted on this show to begin with, but that doesn't matter. It's all part of the game, and you have to take the bad with the worse.
Nikki "Candy Girl" Ziering laughed all the way through her promo, as did everyone watching. Everyone else was fairly weak, except for the break-out stars(?) of this show Dustin Diamond and Danny Bonaduce. They cut a promo on each other, despite the fact that they are on different teams. It doesn't matter though, because crazy acts like magnetism: they just find each other. So Diamond does a standard promo, decent enough. Then "Dangerous" Danny Bonaduce (seriously, that's his character. He added the word "dangerous" to his name) steps up, runs down Saved by the Bell and makes fun of Diamond's dead agent. Quality human being, friends. Quality human being.
We quit. Seriously.
So let's get to the matches....eh, who cares?
Let's find out who got kicked off, right? That's why we watch, isn't it? For someone to be called a jabroni! Well, Trishelle and Nikki are the ones left in the ring at the end of show, which means the judges know what we all know: women can't wrestle! (GUY POWER GUY POWER!!)
Since Trishelle seems halfway into, and we need to have at least one piece of tail on the show or no one will watch, Nikki gets the boot last week. That means the show blows just a little less now.
Just kidding! Can we have our jobs back?
Yes...we just hit you with some double entendre.
So, check out the mania tonight on CMT, 8/7c!
This week the competitors had three more moves to learn: a hip toss, elbow smash, and how to take the turnbuckle. Again, if Hogan were doing the training himself, they would have been done three weeks ago.
.jpg)
Now that they are all saddled with new in-ring personalities, the group gets to show off their acting abilities by cutting a promo. We think they're "acting" "abilities" are what got them planted on this show to begin with, but that doesn't matter. It's all part of the game, and you have to take the bad with the worse.
Nikki "Candy Girl" Ziering laughed all the way through her promo, as did everyone watching. Everyone else was fairly weak, except for the break-out stars(?) of this show Dustin Diamond and Danny Bonaduce. They cut a promo on each other, despite the fact that they are on different teams. It doesn't matter though, because crazy acts like magnetism: they just find each other. So Diamond does a standard promo, decent enough. Then "Dangerous" Danny Bonaduce (seriously, that's his character. He added the word "dangerous" to his name) steps up, runs down Saved by the Bell and makes fun of Diamond's dead agent. Quality human being, friends. Quality human being.
We quit. Seriously.So let's get to the matches....eh, who cares?
Let's find out who got kicked off, right? That's why we watch, isn't it? For someone to be called a jabroni! Well, Trishelle and Nikki are the ones left in the ring at the end of show, which means the judges know what we all know: women can't wrestle! (GUY POWER GUY POWER!!)
Since Trishelle seems halfway into, and we need to have at least one piece of tail on the show or no one will watch, Nikki gets the boot last week. That means the show blows just a little less now.
Just kidding! Can we have our jobs back?Yes...we just hit you with some double entendre.
So, check out the mania tonight on CMT, 8/7c!
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