W.W.W. featuring Rowdy Roddy Piper and "Gettin' Rowdy"

SEASON'S BEATINGS!

On Wednesdays, we here at LOL, Wresslin' like to really pull out the stops and offer up a double shot of righteously killer content. Why Wednesday? Well, we could impress you with market research, work habit studies, and human psychology tendencies to show you there's a scientific reason the middle of the week is the best time to bring your A-game. However, truth be told, we don't have any of that stuff and settled on Wednesday because that was the only day that didn't have any content scheduled.

So, here you have "Watch Wresslin' Wednesdays." Please feel free to suggest a better title, because we are woefully uncreative when it comes to naming stuff.

Better at naming stuff than us.

The idea of W.W.W. is we each send the other a video that is related to wrestling (a match, promo, interview, guest starring spot, etc.). The only restriction is that it cannot be user-created, so your compilation of your favorite wrestling entrances from the '90s ain't gonna fly here, pal. Neither of us know what kind of video we're going to get that day.

After viewing, we each write a response. This could be anything we choose: a straight commentary, a philosophical enlightenment, or classless ridicule. Just as we don't know what kind of video the other will select, neither do we know what the other will write or how they will write it. What you end up with is a mash-up of styles, which in our book equates to two-blogs-in-one, and we can take the rest of the day off.

Matt's video to Adam- Rowdy Roddy Piper and Bret Hart Interview at Wrestlemania VIII



Adam's response...

A few years back Matt and I got together and watched the WWE produced Roddy Piper documentary. There was one sentence repeated over and over in our commentary of it: "I had no idea how awesome Roddy Piper was (not that he's still not awesome, but we were watching footage from the 80's)." That's a remarkable statement because we both think Piper is pretty awesome. We love They Live. We've seen all of his other movies as well and love them. Plus, he's an amazing wrestler and entertainer. We knew all this going in. And yet, we had no idea HOW awesome he truly is.

That's pretty much the what I think of this Piper/Bret Hart promo from Wrestlemania VIII. Is there anything in here that's especially remarkable? No. In fact, as far as Piper goes, I've seen better. But it's the nuances of it that make it special. Namely, the way Hot Rod not so subtly throws in a diss in the middle of his stories. The way he gets so excited just to hear his name introduced. The way he gets so angry and emotionally turns off Bret Hart. It's poetry.

Let's talk about Bret for a minute. How was this man ever a success? Sure, he's great in the ring. There's no doubt about that. But look at his overall presence in comparison to Roddy; it's nonexistent. He's just standing there in all pink and leather, and is able to mumble "I'm only focused on winning." Blah blah. I'd go on but his life is already filled with enough tragedy.

(Even I'm not crass enough to make an Owen Hart joke. Ok, maybe one.)

Seriously though, the Hart family is just a travesty of misfortune.

I need to apologize to the LOL, Wresslin' audience. Not for that joke, but for the mere fact that this W.W.W. isn't up to the usual standard we set for ourselves. It's just that when I'm faced with real talent, something really great in all its nooks and crannies, well I just can't compete. Roddy Piper is better then me and I'm OK with that.

Adam's Video to Matt - K-Kwik & Road Dogg live rap



Matt's response...

Ah, the year 2000...a simpler time in America. Both the WWF and Sunday Night Heat still existed. How naive we all were.

Wrestling historians look back on the night of November 12, 2000 and debate what exactly was the draw to Heat that night (it would pull a 2.6 rating, a point higher than the episodes before and after it). Could it possibly be Kurt Angle, less than a month into his first reign as WWF Champion, defending his title against an unknown opponent?

It was Crash, by the way.

"Unknown" still applies

A new champion defending his strap is sure to get a few viewers, but surely that's not it. There has to be something else...something breathtaking...something ROWDY.

Enter K-Kwik and Road Dogg. Well, Road Dogg at least. I hear the fella on-stage giving an intro to K-Kwik, but I don't see him coming out to perform. That's odd, seems like he'd be th-OH WAIT! THAT'S K-KWIK! He was wearing a shirt the whole time! That's why I didn't recognize him!

Incogneetus

K-Kwik introduces himself and Road Dogg as the "hottest tag team to hit the music industry." Uh, sorry there, Mr. Kwik, but you're a little late.


He also says they are destined for greatness. More on that in a moment.

Now, in case you budding rappers are looking for a hot cover, I hope you are considering "Get Rowdy," because it's a real firestarter. Allow me to provide the lyrics for you:

We get rowdy
Come on, come on, come on
We get rowdy
'Bout to move something
K-Kwik talking about moving things come on
We get rowdy
'Bout to move something
Come on, come, on come on
D-O-Double G is gettin' rowdy
'Bout to move something
D-O-Double G get rowdy

Oh yeah we're gettin rowdy
We're gettin rowdy
We're gettin rowdy

Repeat x 7

So let's do a little episode of LOL, Wresslin's Where Are They Now?, just to see how "great" these two became. Not long after this performance, K-Kwik headed over to TNA, where he:

...immediately established himself as a heel by harassing NASCAR drivers Sterling Marlin and Hermie Sadler... source Wikipedia

That would do it, for sure. After wrestling with TNA until 2007, The Truth (as he was known there) went his own way, only to resurface in the WWE as R-Truth earlier this year. He's gone on to become a Slammy award winner for Best Musical Performance. Greatness? One could say, "Perhaps."

And what of his tag partner Road Dogg? Well, he made the jump to TNA as well, wrestling as B.G. James. After teaming with K-Kwik again in 3Live Cru, he and Billy Gunn (known as Kip James) would form the James Gang, later known as the Voodoo Kin Mafia. VKM would cut promos on Vince McMahon and Degeneration-X, proving that if you can't beat the competition, make fun of them.

"You're doing WHAT on New Year's Eve?"

B.G. James was last seen holding back Jeff Jarrett from beating up Kurt Angle, not a small task at all. So it seems K-Kwik was correct.

Now, as far as "gettin' rowdy" is concerned - it's not impressive to be rowdy after rowdy is cool. Everyone knows that.

GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!

SEASON'S BEATINGS!!

So how'd your Christmas go? Ours went GREAT! We got so many wonderful gifts this year that we can barely hold back our glee! But seriously, how'd it go for you? Did you get that Fathead you wanted? No? Why? Did Grandma get you TNA merchandise instead? Were they all sold out of of that Elimination Chamber playset? Is your family just poor?

Your family. Not ours.

Well have no fear, because The Laugh Twins are here to make sure that EVERYONE has a very Merry Christmas (regardless of religious denomination)! Here are a few post-Christmas clearance items from your one-stop-e-shop, WWEShopzone.com!

Boogeyman plush bear- $7.98



Yup, because who wouldn't want to cuddle up with the Boogeyman? He in no way exists to scare children while they sleep. Still, it's 60% off and is a Shopzone exclusive. Exclusive? Do you think that means "rare" or "these sell so terribly it's not worth the expense to bring them on the road to live events"?

John Cena JC Logo YOUTH Sneakers- $9.98

Suck Fhoelaces

We'll let the Shopzone pimp these:

Now you can sport John Cena''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s style literally from head to toe with our NEW John Cena JC Logo YOUTH Sneakers!! White. PVC. Imported.

Hmm, not sure if that's grammatically correct. Anyway, we can certainly attest to sportin' Mr. Cena's style from head to toe! And they're Velcro to boot! No more tying like a bunch of suckers for us!

Nature Boy Ric Flair Book/DVD package- $20.80

Wooooo!!!

A bargain at twice the price. Still, if that's a little too much coin how about making your own Book/DVD combo out of the next two items?

Erik Bischoff Controversy Creates Ca$h book- $5.98

Wooooo??

The original list here was $26.00. Take from that what you will. Still, a hardcover, 400 page book for $6 is a good deal anywhere, but one that involves backstage stories of Scott Hall being drunk? You got yourself a deal!




Shawn Michaels Boyhood Dream DVD- $4.83



Ah, the magical year of 1996. Who could ever forget it?



Who could ever forget it that matters? Well certainly not the WWE and now neither you! Ever! Gah!

This DVD chronicles Shawn Michaels's use of backstage politics and whining hard work and determination to finally win the WWF title at Wrestlemania XII! Jam packed with 3 hours of hard hitting, WWF Attitude! Don't believe us? Well Megan, Toronto Canada knows what she likes:

Title: OK dvd

Reviewed By: Megan, Toronto, Canada on 5/9/2008

this dvd is a recollection of everything that HBK accomplished in 1996. it features a lot of great matches including the iron man match with Bret, the only downside is that guy whose name I can't remember got irritating after a while.

Yea, those guys who's names we can't remember sure can get irritating, right Megs?!? HAH, lolz.

Matt Striker action figure- $7.98


With business suit action! Not excited enough? Well read a customer review.

Review Summary:

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Fair enough

OH BABY, I like it RAW! vol. 12

SEASON'S BEATINGS!

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

For a theme song to accompany this post, please press play and enjoy...



There's this concept in all forms of entertainment called a "build-up." The idea is that you don't put your best stuff first; you gradually work toward it, until the viewer/listener/reader is in such a fevered state of anticipation, they simply explode when you finally reach the climax. If I were any sort of writer, that's what I would do.

But I'm not.

You see, last Monday was December 22nd, but for fans of Raw, Christmas came early...

And so did I.

So how did this wonderful occurance come about? Well, we were in Toronto, a land of magic and of dreams. Where prayers come to be answered. Also, it's Trish's hometown, which only makes all those other things that much more true.

We kick off the show with Santino saying that he's going to reveal the secret of Santa Claus. Right, ok, Santino. And I guess you think wrestling is fake too, right? Psshhh. Italians...

Definitely not Italian

Our very own Mr. Cena has a problem with Santino the Grinch, and says he's not going to let him say anything about Santa. Santino has a problem with being told what to do. How will they settle it? Violence, of course! They decide to have a tag match: Santino and his boyfriend Beth Phoenix versus John Cena and any other diva of his choosing (I guess Santino counts as a diva now?) If you haven't figured out by now where this is headed, you're dumb.

Before we get to all that goodness, let's see what else happened in Rawtown last week: Turns out tonight we're having a series of matches to determine who will face Mr. Cena for his title at the Royal Rumble. There will be four matches, and the winners of each will be meeting in a Fatal Four-way (Why is it "fatal"? Did someone die?) The winner of THAT match will go to the Rumble.

Let's look at a couple of matches: HBK vs. Kane, and JBL vs. Rey Mysterio. Now, I'm not going to go so far as to say that the WWE is predictable, but considering that two of those guys have a storyline together, and the other two are battling an unknown boyfriend and height restrictions at Six Flags...well, it would be very nice if Michaels and Bradshaw advanced. Again, not to say it's predictable.

Not nearly as predictable as I am.

And guess what - that's exactly what happened! Shawn beat Kane, because Kane can't seem to capitalize on the fact that he's bigger and stronger than everyone else. And JBL won because Shawn punched him in the face.

What?

Right; in what seems to be the terms of his employment, Michaels came down to the ring just as it seemed JBL was about to have an area code dialed on his noggin, pulled him out of the ring and hit him. Which caused JBL to win via disqualification, and only reinforced the idea that in this country, Rey, hard work and willpower isn't nearly as effective as a good cheater. If you don't like our American way of life, well you can just GET OUT.

Manu lost to Kofi Kingston, and the time was primed for Sim Snuka to ask Randy if he could be a part of the New Kids on the Block. Disappointed by Manu's loss, Orton said that they might be looking for a new member, because you see, the New Kids hang tough, and if you don't have the right stuff to walk step by step with them, call it what you want, but you're going to have to face the music.


In another Rumble qualifying match, Orton was set to face Batista. Seeing as how Bastista had surgery this week to reattach his head after Randy punted him, he didn't show for the match. Orton won via forfeit, but still felt the need to give a victory speech. We never got to do that in Little League baseball.

Our last qualifying match was Chris Jericho and C.M. Punk. This was easily the match of the night. That Punk kid sure is swell - they should give him the belt some day. But not this time. Jericho caught Punk off the top rope for a Code Breaker and it was all over. Needless to say, that was pretty awesome.

...I just can't seem to find a picture of it...

Finally, Trish Stratus comes back in action. All joking aside, she looked good. Always my favorite diva, it was awesome seeing her back in the ring for a bit, and if she were doing it full-time, there's no question she'd be the best on the roster. But enough talk...

Let's just stare for a while.

Did any of you really think she was going to lose?

Will there be more Trish tonight? If not, there's still the internet, but find out at 9/8c on USA!

R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK??? vol. 12

SEASON'S BEATINGS!

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.

Twas' the day after Christmas, and Adam does not have the energy to put into a Smackdown recap. Let's just get this done.

The second best thing to hit Baltimore after The Wire was Smackdown last week, and why not since it was a helluva a show! We all remember how Jeff Hardy finally got his shit clean for twenty minutes and was able to finally win the WWE title. So what better way then to have a celebration of Scarface like proportions.

Push it to the limit

Of course, there's no rest for those who stay up on four day benders, but more on that later.



The build to the Royal Rumble started out with not one, but two different tag team title feuds! And what better way to do that then with singles matches!? Whhhaaaaa?? I know, it doesn't make sense either. Well, the Colon Bros. are going to be defending their WWE Tag Titles any day now against The Brian Kendrick and his black man servant, Ezekiel "Action" Jackson. That's because ole Zeke beat up a much smaller Puerto Rican, so rather then be arrested for a hate crime and be lambasted in the NY Post, him and his friend prosper. Well, I guess Earth-53 mirrors Earth-Prime sometimes....

I am of course referring to The Rock Bottom, you numbskull.

Also, Jesse and Festus are feuding with new World Tag Team champs, John "I'm not fat like Val Kilmer" Morrison, and The "I really should be feuding with Jeff Hardy" Miz. Here's one thing I fail to understand. I know Morrison and the Miz are on the ECW roster, which means they are free to appear on any show due to the ECW talent exchange that was negotiated between ECW General Manager Teddy Long and the respective managements of the other remaining WWE brands. So Morrison and Miz are allowed to compete against Raw talents, and rightfully have a shot at the previous World Tag champs, CM Punk and Kofi Kingston. Now, they happened to win those titles. Great. But wouldn't that then make them part of the Raw roster? Or at the very least, preclude them from defending those titles against Smackdown competition? Sure, they have yet to actually run a title match with J&F, but it's coming. You can't give a big palooka like Festus a Wet Willy and not expect payback. I mean really, come on.



Anyway, Morrison beat Festus.

This shot must smell so bad.

Also, Maryse beat up Maria, because Maria is dumb or something. Maryse is the #1 contender for Michelle McCool's Divas' title tonight. I'll only show you the stand off, because the horrifying details of how we got to this point are too grim for me to display. I abhor violence in all it's forms, after all.

Good Lord am I so depressingly lonely. I'm going to be spending my New Year's Eve staring in the mirror and screaming "You failure!" for three hours.

Finally, Jeff Hardy does not defend his title in a match against Vlad Kozlov! Speed vs power! Agility vs less agility! Currently disgraced nation vs formerly disgrace nation! Let's do this!

Basically this match went like every match. Jeff was holding his own and was doing very well against the much bigger Kozlov. Kozlov would dominate the offense when he was on it, very nearly pinning Jeff numerous times. Thankfully, the crowd was solidly behind Daryl Strawberry, as they would never allow him to give in. Finally, just when it looked like Jeff would eek it out and pin the Moscow Mauler for THE FIRST TIME EVER((!!!), that dastardly Edge interferes! Golly, he must be awful sore about losing his title the other day.



But then, the King of Kings descended from the gorilla position to save Corey Feldman! All is right in the Kingdom of Smack!

Odds and evens; heh, I get it.

Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you...stranger.

What Christmas miracles await us tonight behind that Smackdown door? My sources tell me there are a bunch of title matches in store. Better watch and see! 8/7c, MyNetworkTV!

The 12 LOLs of Christmas

SEASON'S BEATINGS!

We wish you a Merry Christmas! That's right, it's time to relax with the family, enjoy some good food, and open all the presents! And if you're reading this, it's also time to hide away in a side room and surf LOL, Wresslin'!

We appreciate that; we really do. Never let it be said that the Laugh Twins are Grinches or Scrooges or Mr. Potters. NO! We love to give, and in the spirit of the season, here is The Twelve Days of Christmas...all wrapped up in a big LOL, Wresslin' bow!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Laugh Twins gave to thee...

12 KELLY KELLYS
Can we just stop here?

11 WWE PLUSH BEARS

10 CELEBRITIES WRESTLING

9 J.B.L. KNOCKOUTS

8 MASHEEN GUNZ

7 MIKE KNOX BEARDS

6 STONE COLD STUNNERS

5 ORTON HOGS!

4 DRUNK SCOTT HALLS

3 JAKE ROBERTS SUICIDES

2 MR. CENAS

AND THE GREATEST WRESTLING BLOG IN HISTORY!!!

W.W.W. featuring The Miz and Scott Steiner

SEASON'S BEATINGS!

On Wednesdays, we here at LOL, Wresslin' like to really pull out the stops and offer up a double shot of righteously killer content. Why Wednesday? Well, we could impress you with market research, work habit studies, and human psychology tendencies to show you there's a scientific reason the middle of the week is the best time to bring your A-game. However, truth be told, we don't have any of that stuff and settled on Wednesday because that was the only day that didn't have any content scheduled.

So, here you have "Watch Wresslin' Wednesdays." Please feel free to suggest a better title, because we are woefully uncreative when it comes to naming stuff.

Better at naming stuff than us.

The idea of W.W.W. is we each send the other a video that is related to wrestling (a match, promo, interview, guest starring spot, etc.). The only restriction is that it cannot be user-created, so your compilation of your favorite wrestling entrances from the '90s ain't gonna fly here, pal. Neither of us know what kind of video we're going to get that day.

After viewing, we each write a response. This could be anything we choose: a straight commentary, a philosophical enlightenment, or classless ridicule. Just as we don't know what kind of video the other will select, neither do we know what the other will write or how they will write it. What you end up with is a mash-up of styles, which in our book equates to two-blogs-in-one, and we can take the rest of the day off.

Adam's video to Matt - The Miz interviews the cast of The Dark Knight





Matt's response...

I feel like such a fool.

There was a time - not too long ago - that I really liked the movie The Dark Knight. In fact, you could probably say that I loved it. I saw it eight times in the theater, three of those on opening weekend. I made the switch to blu-ray just for that movie. I named my dog "the Bark Knight." I was a fan.

But no more. The movie may be good and all, but I cannot respect those who made it.

Now, there's certainly not much love for The Miz. I can tell you I thought Kane should have killed him for dating Kelly Kelly, because she's way too good for him and that's just not right. I think his hair is stupid. I hate that his first name is "The."


But just like you would defend that borderline handicapped younger brother of yours, I have to stand up when someone disrespects a member of the wrestling family (unless they work for TNA; you can say what you want about them).

We have The Miz showing that not only can he hold his own in the ring, but he can do some interviews on the side and not miss a beat. He's sitting down on the premiere source for news, entertainment, cooking recipes, driving directions, and pretty pictures - WWE.com - and welcomes in the crappy cast of The Dark Knight. He set up this beautiful room for them, with a couple of nice posters of the movie, some chairs and probably a spread of croissants, fruits and all variety of cheeses just off camera.

And faced with all this excess and warmth, how do these Hollywood goons react? Ungrateful.

Let's start with the "director" Christopher Nolan. He scoffed (that's what English twerps do; they scoff) at the Miz's introduction of himself being the "real deal sex appeal." At that moment, I would have put a hand up to the camera and tossed the British cigarette out on his pasty white butt.



The Miz doesn't do that, proving that he has more restraint than I do. He soldiers on, like any soldiering soldier is wont to do. Nolan of course offers a generic answer to the hard-hitting question "What will the fans like about The Dark Knight?" Made it bigger and better, did you Chris? Well, how fascinating.

Then we move on to Maggie Gyllenhaal, who is only in the movie because Katie Cruise didn't need the paycheck. The Miz correctly calls her out on being a golddigger, and she claims she's not, just like a golddigger would do.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Then she makes fun of the quality action figures by Jakks, all the while laughing and ignoring questions about whether size matters.

Yeah, we know size matters to you, Maggie...the size of a guy's wallet!

Next, we have Bruce "Pain (in the butt)" himself, Christian Bale. You would expect a guy who is named after Christianity would be a little nicer, but nope, he's just as annoying as the other British guy. Must be something in the pole they're smoking over there.

Again, The Miz is scoffed upon when he reveals, to no one's surprise, that he's a chick magnet. What is with these guys? Jealous much?? It's obvious that he's intimidated by the Miz, because the entire time he meanders around answer his question, Christian "Fail" is staring at the floor. Why? Because he can't stand to look a real man in the face. I know. I have a PhD in knowing this stuff.


Gary Oldman is forced to reveal that in Batman Begins, he had a fake mustache. Is there no one you can trust these days?? Many thanks to the Miz for breaking that story in interest of the public good. He has a bright future in investigative journalism ahead of him.

Finally, Aaron Eckhardt admits that his mind is pure steel. We already knew you were thick-headed, Aaron; you're not fooling anyone.

I hope that these videos have enlightened you enough to get back all the money you've spent on these piece-of-trash "actors." I for one will never support anything they do again. As for The Miz, you're OK in my book, kid.

Just keep your damn dirty hands off Kelly Kelly.

Matt's Video to Adam- Scott Steiner Beats Up a Fan



Adam's response...

Wooowwwnnn wooowwnn wowww wow wow wow wowwwwnnnn! (new world order!)

Scott Steiner heads to the ring with two freaks, all adorned in Michigan Wolverines regalia. And by freaks, I mean they find both Steiner and Michigan alums to be attractive. Regardless, we're in Columbus, OH, so wearing Michigan attire is major league heat. Seriously. A few years ago I interviewed Andrew WK right after Thanksgiving, so I asked him how his holiday was. He said it was fine, and they played a show the day before Thanksgiving in Columbus. Mr. WK is from Ann Arbor, MI, and didn't think it would be a problem when he introduced his family who flew out to see him. Of course, the Columbus crowd did think it was a problem and promptly booed his family. Nice place.



Steiner supposedly went to Michigan, but I was able to find no evidence of this, despite using the finest research tools at my disposal. I have found no record of him being on either the wrestling or football team. Now granted, he was wearing a jersey of someone named Tabachino. Using the finest research tools at my disposal shows that Bob Tabchino was the starting right guard on the 1984 Wolverines team that went 6-6. Way to pick mediocrity, Freakzilla.

Steiner gets on the stick and says that finding a pretty girl in Ohio is as rare are finding a needle in a hay stack. The camera then cuts to two ugly girls who happen to be thin, which must be "Ohio pretty", thereby validating the Big Bad Booty Daddy's statement. Can a man be a heel if he tells the truth?

Anyway, Scotty then belts out his five catchphrases and then goes into major league heat again by crapping on the Buckeyes football team. He says how they used to love to come to Columbus, because beating Ohio State was easy, much like their women. Well that sounds like a good time, but let's check the facts:

Scott Rechsteiner was born in July of 1962, so let's say he attended college between 1981- and 1985 (with football season ending in 1984). He started wrestling professionally in 1986, so I think this is a safe assumption. Let's look at the Wolverines' record each season Steiner was in Ann Arbor, and their record against Ohio State.

1981: 9-3, lost to Ohio State 14-9
1982: 8-4, lost at Ohio State 24-14
1983: 9-3, beat Ohio State 24-21
1984: 6-6, lost at Ohio State 21-6

Final record against OSU: 1-3
Point margins: 55-80

Plus, two road losses. So clearly coming to Columbus, let alone beating THE Ohio State University (and their Best Damn Band in the Land) wasn't easy; it was hard. I heard you, Mr. Hook Up, and I'm hollering the truth.



Steiner then lays on the Michigan love some more by singing the fight song. Well, not so much singing as much as he barks it at us and then tells us that he doesn't suck, that we suck.


He then for some reason beats up some fan, and rather then be arrested for assault and be sued (along with AOL Time Warner) for millions he gets heel heat and a World Title run. Ah, to live on Earth-53 for a day.

Then the video abruptly ends. Nice editing, nWonitro. Love that Glacier pic as an icon, shit dick.