Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.
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Lest you think that Chris Jericho is going to let one little vicious beating break his spirits, he's here to let you know that Mr. Cena isn't out of the woods yet. In a take-off of Mr. Cena's entrance through the crowd a couple weeks ago, last week Jericho made his entrance through the crowd as well -- surrounded by security so no one would touch him.
I'm the only one who sees that? I get your point here: you're pissed at the crowd for booing you when you act like a heel, and you want to rub their faces in your success. I understand. But if you're really that disgusted with wrestling fans, why get in the middle of them at all? Your "crack" security team did nothing to keep them from touching you, so what did you prove? I think deep down inside, you really DO want us to love you, and this is just a cry for care and understanding.
"I wrote it all down, in case I started to cry." Jericho also revealed that he's upset his son has become a fan of Mr. Cena's. He says he needs to "convert him." Now, I don't want to go dredging up the past here, but I'm sure we remember what happened last time someone wanted to convert their son from being a John Cena fan, and we don't need that again.
At least I think that's why. It's a mystery, I suppose. Hillbilly Jim -er, Mike Knox shoved Rey Mysterio down as he was walking down the ramp. Mysterio fell off and hurt his arm. Seriously, Rey? He's waiting for you at the bottom of the ramp. You didn't see that coming?
Randy Orton seems to be buddying up to Cody Rhodes. He thinks they have great potential. Orton told Rhodes he'd be waiting for him in his locker room. Really? Oh, Cody...to see the places you've seen...
"Oh, I told you ten minutes? Sillly me...must have lost track of the time in there. Need a towel?" JBL wanted to clear up his little offer from the week before. He's offering Shawn a job, because JBL is Mr. Finance and was able to keep his money while everyone else, including HBK, lost all of their savings.
Get it?! Because he doesn't have any more money?? So he's broke! Oh, screw you. JBL even offered to let Shawn kick him in the face if he wanted to, but then his job offer would be off the table. If only all business got done like this...
"Well, that's my last offer...unless you'd rather kick my teeth in." Well, Shawn didn't kick him. And he didn't take the offer. He just walked away crying. Way to be strong, HBK.
Batista beat up Dolph Ziggler. I know what you asking - Who?
Rey came back out to beat the Miz to advance in the IC contender's tourney. He proved once again what a little heart can do for you, even if you're smaller and tending to an injured arm. What a feel good story that little guy is.
Finally, we have an awfully difficult challenge for Mr. Cena - he's to defeat the monster KANE!! This could get tricky, because Kane is a hard opponent, large and crazy. This could spell disaster for Mr. Cena and his recent comeback from injury and reign as champion.
Cena won in five minutes.
But then that dastardly Jericho came out and beat Mr. Cena to a pulp! It's ok, Chris. I love you. You can let go of that hate now.
Don't miss the return of the Slammy Awards tonight! A special three-hour Raw event! 8/7c on USA! And we all know what a Slammy award can do for your career!
He won twice!
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