That's what she said.

SEASON'S BEATINGS!

Did you know Christmas is in one week (YES!! ARGH!)? And Hanukkah is even sooner (NO!! ARGH!)? Still haven't found the perfect Christmas gift? Well you've come to the perfect place, friend, because it's time now for the LOL, Wresslin' holiday gift guide!

1) Fathead.

Are you too lazy to paper a wall? Do you want to show off your love for the WWE? Are you under ten years old? Then get a Fathead! What pray tell is a fat head? It's a giant wall ornament which magically sticks to the wall! We have no idea how it does, but it does. It increases the look and classiness of a room by at least 63% (it's a scientific fact. Look it up in any journal).

Sold? Good. Now that you've decided on making the best purchase of your life it's time to choose your Fathead. What about a Notre Dame logo? Oh, we're sorry. We had no idea you hated the Irish. Hannah Montana? Oh, right, Megan's Law... umm.... oh we got it! WWE Fatheads! The perfect gifts. How about hanging The Animal on your wall?

Kid: Batista, how'd you get so big and strong?

Batista: Vegetables and homework, hah ha!

Kid: Ah nertz.

Little Stan from Columbia, SC seems to like it:

I would buy this product again and again

By Little Stan from Columbia, South Carolina on 12/1/2008

Pros:

Exceeds Expectations, Just great, Quality Image, Quality Construction, Life Like, Easy to Put Up

Best Uses:

Gift Giving, Showing Fan Pride

Describe Yourself:

Gift Giver, 6 year old "big" fan

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

This was one of the best gift I could have ever given to my 6 year old son, I was worried about the cost at frist ,but I will never worry about it agin, he will be getting the undretaker for christmas. I also like looking at BATISTA he is so good looking (smile) Thanks Fathead my son will enjoy all his WWE super star friends in his room.

Or just imagine the glee you'll have with two different John Cenas going back to back??



Don't take it from us. Look at how much this lucky fan loves her Undertaker fathead.

So that's The Undertaker's signature. Now if we got only get his check book...

...Let us get at dem millions...

2) Fathead

Read above. Is there anything else you could do?