R U READY TO DOWN SOME SMACK vol. 10

SEASONS BEATINGS!

Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.


Did you guys know there's a pay-per-view this Sunday? Armageddon? Yup, it's Christmas come early as the WWE presents us THE END OF THE MOTHER FUNKIN' WORLD! Can you handle that, bitches?

Well the forever wise GM Vickie Guerrero has decided to put all three competitors in the PPV title match in action that night. That seems fair. First up, her husband and WWE Champion Edge was in singles action against a cagey veteran....Kung Fu Naki!

Wait, Kung Fu Naki? LAME. He won't...oh my...can he pull this off?!

Fill in your own vowels

She also put team BFF Jeff "Smiles" Hardy and HHH in action against the former Edgeheads, Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder (who?). This should be a cake walk, as the two amigos have worked together before and-


Well thank God they got past this small scuffle. At least they won the match...wait. No! No! How can Vickie Guerrero make them wrestle another match, this time against John Morrison and The Miz! That's not fair! It's like she's purposefully tiring out HHH and Jeff 10 days before their big title match! Boo! Well, at least this will give Jeff and Hunter a chance to work out their problems and-



A countout loss? Seriously. Who even keeps count anymore?

"Don't talk like one of them. You're not. Even if you'd like to be."

In other Smackdown news, Maria somehow beat our beloved Divas champ, Michelle McCool. McCool missed a kick and Maria rolled her up for the non-title win.

I would like to have sex with both of these women.

Of course, Michelle is a fierce competitor and does not like losing matches, so Maria got a kick in the (perfectly flat and taut) gut of hers. Serves her right for making Michelle angry.

.... on line one for Adam

All those times MVP parked in handicapped spaces must have caught up to the man, because he hasn't won a match in ages! His losing streak caused him to lose his superstar tunnel and pyro in his entrance. That may be the second most awesome contract clause short of the World Champion getting a live Motorhead entrance at Wrestlemania.


Who will get the win this week? None other then the returning Hurricane Helms. We may have been been a little premature giving him that Seal of Awesomness, because he came back with a butt-rock mane of hair and a giant back tattoo. Oh well, we'll reserve judgement for a few more weeks.

Nightmare on Helms Street

Finally, Big Show and Undertaker in a steel cage. This shits bout to get real. This is the only logical conclusion to their storied feud of four months, as these two animals need to be locked up to finally settle things. Only three ways to win this match, pin, submission, or exiting the cage. This is going to be intense.


These two have had some slobberknockers, let me tell you. I don't think anyone has any quit. The only way this is ending is if someone is too cowardly to fight on and has to run away. What? That didn't happen? Big Show tapped out in the middle of the ring? Then what was the point of the stupid cage to begin with?



Smackdown has no less then one match on the PPV this Sunday! And it's for the title! Don't miss the tremendous buildup for the one match! Maybe we'll get lucky and Shelton Benjamin will job to Jeff in a tag match! 8/7c on the last place broadcast network, MyNetwork TV!