Matt and Adam take the brand extension very seriously. They each only identify with one brand and actively follow it. Matt bleeds Raw red and Adam has Smackdown blue coursing through his veins. Being soldiers in the ongoing war for brand supremacy has charged both of them up enough to provide handy recaps of the previous week's show. That way, no new viewers will feel lost. Thus, every Monday and Friday, we here at LOL, Wresslin' will offer you a refresher. Hey, it's the least we can do.
Armageddon has come and gone, and what Smackdown lacks for in quantity they more than made up for in quality! First up is an interbrand 4-Divas tag match, pitting the faces vs. the heels!
I'd like to say I'm on their naughty list, but clearly I'm just a chump.
"You say 'It's a good thing/that you float in the air'"And in our main event we have Edge defending his newly won WWE title against HHH and Jeff Hardy (again, really!) Let's Arma-get-it-on!
It's gone! Like magic!The story going into this match is that this is pretty much Jeff's lost shot. He can only avoid our dear Dork Knight for so long, am I right folks? And he didn't disappoint. He let two people i this match get hurt.
...and she's at Avenue XOf course, he wouldn't have all the fun. No, the King of Kings (Jesus?) would have his say as he tried to win the title for the 429th time.
And hey, Edge is a selfish bully. Why would he ever want to see Jeff Hardy be happy? He's too busy stealing wives to care about anything else.
If that were HHH I totally would have made a Spear of Destiny reference.Still, like I said, Jeff has been chasing that dragon for a long time now, but we've seen in the past that he's unreliable. He should just move back to North Carolina and go back to his old job, spotting trains. There's no way he could-
OH MY GOD! JEFF HARDY DID IT! HE'S THE CHAMP! HE'S THE CHAMP!
Seriously, the man won the title in Buffalo, of all titles. A real championship event, in Buffalo! When has that ever happened? Never, that's when it ever happened.
Enjoy the high of winning now Jeff, because competition if fierce. Especially coming out Iraq for tomorrow's tribute to the troops!
The Hardy Dynasty (doesn't Matt have some BS title or something?) begins tonight, 8/7c, on JeffNetworkTV.
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