Showing posts with label The Coach. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The NBA playoffs are not important

On more than one occasion, we here at LOL, Wresslin' have provided our opinion on professional wrestling in the mainstream. Usually, the mainstream media just laughs off our dumb, redneck entertainment and only likes talking about it when they get to put it down. This time is no exception.

A story about WWE has been making the rounds through ESPN, The Associated Press, and many mainstream sports blogs. To summarize, World Wrestling Entertainment is scheduled to hold next Monday's Raw live from the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado. That also happens to be the same night as game four of the NBA Western Conference Finals. So, what's the big whoop, right? The Denver Nuggets are historically terrible and would never make it to the third round, thus the building should be open for Memorial Day, right? Right?


Yes, the arena is double booked. Naturally, many are thinking that the "little ole 'rasslin show" (our quotes) should stand back and let the big, bad NBA have their scheduled night. That somehow moving the NBA game back a day would set a precedent and we should only let the more important event take place.

Here's the thing though. The NBA playoffs aren't important.

Nor is Monday Night Raw. Both are forms of entertainment which are enjoyed by a section of the populace who likes that kind of action. Both are shows and spectacles that draw high cable ratings and promote individual personalities. Now there is the argument that the NBA is an undetermined event and every day is vital in the playoffs, whereas WWE can tape whatever stories they want to get across at a later day. That it's just a show and shows can be moved. But guess what, there is already a precedent from a few weeks ago in favor of WWE!

Playoff games are usually played every other day. Especially in the case of travel days. The thought is that the games are so intense that going back-to-back is just too rough on the body (because you know (tm), wrestlers just jump on a trampoline four straight days a week all year). So imagine the conundrum that the NHL had two weeks ago when the date of a theoretical game six in the Pittsburgh/Washington series would have fallen on the same date as a Yanni concert booked at the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh. What was the solution? Games 4 and 5 would be played on back to back days, even with the travel involved. Of course, where was the outcry against this?

There's an easy answer to why these things are happening. WWE and Yanni booked the buildings. Well in advance. They sold tickets, promoted the shows, and SIGNED CONTRACTS GUARANTEEING THE DATES. We bolded that because the situation really should be that black and white. However, for WWE it gets even deeper then that. They are responsible to produce a two hour television show for the USA Network. The merits of the importance if Raw can be debated all night, but no one can deny that USA is a major media player with some significant pull (we acknowledge that the the converse for ESPN can also be argued). Still, we've been postulating about this for too long now. Let's see what the publicly traded WWE has to say.

WWE VS. NBA
May 18, 2009
STAMFORD, Conn., May 18, 2009 – World Wrestling Entertainment®’s live, internationally televised broadcast, WWE Monday Night RAW®, (USA Network, 9:00 PM ET) to take place at the Pepsi Center in Denver next Monday, May 25th is in jeopardy of being cancelled (sic) by the Denver Nuggets. The WWE and Denver Nuggets are currently at an impasse in resolving a scheduling debacle by the team and the Pepsi Center.

A sell-out crowd is expected to attend the WWE show at the same time the Denver Nuggets are slated to square off against the Los Angeles Lakers for Game 4 of the NBA Western Conference Finals. WWE has held the May 25th date with the Pepsi Center since August 15, 2008.

“Even though the Denver Nuggets had a strong team this year and were projected to make the playoffs, obviously Nuggets and Pepsi Center owner Stan Kroenke did not have enough faith in his own team to hold the May 25th date for a potential playoff game,” said WWE Chairman Vince McMahon.









Ok Vince, we're with you. You're completely in the right, the building should be yours for the night. But, DID YOU HAVE TO CUT A PROMO ON THE DENVER NUGGETS? REALLY? REALLY? Is that really the best way to get across how monumentally huge the company is? Is that how you make your case that Monday Night Raw is just as important as anything else on TV that night? By challenging Stan Kroenke to a cage match and giving him a cheap Kobe jersey you bought at Sports Authority that day? REALLY?

So what do we think is going to happen in the end? The game will just be pushed back to 'Til Tuesday (voices carry!). Even if the contract was signed in April, that's just a formality in case the building collapses. It was booked back in August. If there is not an out clause by Kroenke we don't see how they can do this. Sure, they might just settle with WWE on the missed date, but Lord knows they won't want to take on the USA Network. So the easiest solution is to just play the basketball game the next day.

Still, bet on there being an opening skit of John Cena being locked out of the building and then beating up some nerdy looking gatekeeper named "Stan" because he snottily tells Mr. Cena he's not allowed in the building that night. It's about the level of class and maturity we'd expect from WWE.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

W.W.W. featuring Goldberg/ Chris Jericho and Christian vs. Low Ki

On Wednesdays, we here at LOL, Wresslin' like to really pull out the stops and offer up a double shot of righteously killer content. Why Wednesday? Well, we could impress you with market research, work habit studies, and human psychology tendencies to show you there's a scientific reason the middle of the week is the best time to bring your A-game. However, truth be told, we don't have any of that stuff and settled on Wednesday because that was the only day that didn't have any content scheduled.

So, here you have "Watch Wresslin' Wednesdays." Please feel free to suggest a better title, because we are woefully uncreative when it comes to naming stuff.


Better at naming stuff then us

The idea of W.W.W. is we each send the other a video that is related to wrestling (a match, promo, interview, guest starring spot, etc.). The only restriction is that it cannot be user-created, so your custom Umaga Titantron ain't gonna fly here, pal. Neither of us know what kind of video we're going to get that day.

After viewing, we each write a response. This could be anything we choose: a straight commentary, a philosophical enlightenment, or classless ridicule. Just as we don't know what kind of video the other will select, neither do we know what the other will write or how they will write it. What you end up with is a mash-up of styles, which in our book equates to two-blogs-in-one, and we can take the rest of the day off.


Matt's video to Adam- Goldberg vs Chris Jericho (Bad Blood Promo)




Adam's response...

If there's one thing the WWE is good at, it's creating compelling story lines mixed with some of the finest athletic performances you'll see this side of basic cable. However, if there's another thing they do well, it's creating some pretty succinct and effective montages to hype various PPV matches. This particular montage is pretty amazing, recapping no less then four years of beef between Goldberg and Chris Jericho. This piece of video is so beautiful that I think the only way to express my glee is through the ancient Japanese art form known as haiku.

Goldberg riding in style.
A limousine for the champ.
Uh oh! Rental car!

Lance Storm, devilish heel.

Did he try to hit Goldberg?

One way to find out!


Squared circle settles
all problems. Spear! Jackhammer!

"It was Jericho!"



Sending a message
by trying to run over Goldberg

is a bit extreme.


A history of
friendship provides a rich

and deep back story.



Mid 90's WCW

means Jericho is shooting.

This is not a work.


Goldberg's disses are weak.
Jericho "ain't nothing but an

ass" is not clever.


Chris then runs in fear.
Jericholics are

embarrassed for him.


Oooooo, throwing paint!
Spearing Charles Robinson!

But that's Little Naitch!


Chris has poor logic.
Goldberg is so mad he will

make a mistake?


Bad Blood: An aptly
named pay-per-view event.

At least for this match.


Adam's video to Matt - Low Ki vs. Christian on WWF Metal



Matt's response...

I have to say from the very beginning that Christian comes out looking like about seven different people I went to high school with. No, not muscled up and wearing championship gold, but rather greasy hair and a shirt that is a little too see-through. Just had to get that out of the way, because I'm sure I'll be seeing some of them during a high school reunion.

As you've probably noticed, LOL, Wresslin' has a love-hate relationship with announcers - we love to hate them. This crack team does nothing to improve our impressions of them. Please note that Jonathan Coachman, a man who's Wikipedia page is littered with the word "former," and Kevin Kelly spend the entire first half of this match NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO IT WHATSOEVER. Apparently, it's far more important to put over a women's feud (featuring the most tenuous segue possible: "Hey, Christian's shirt is wet...you know who else had a wet shirt earlier this week?") and to discuss if Terri and Trish (oh, pllllleeeaaase call me) have a crush on Coach.

Good enough.

Author's note: My first appearance on television was of me holding a sign that said "I want to be Stratusfied" at a Raw event in Dallas.

Oh, and let's put over WWF Excess, because that's also far more important than calling the action in the ring DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF US. Anyone remember that show?

Exactly.

Oh wait! Did someone just take a nut shot? Well, now this is getting interesting. Eh, nevermind, let's talk about Kurt Angle now. Seriously, these two are about as effective at their jobs as a quadraplegic football player (unless he's the ball). Even when the match is coming to an end, and the spots are dropping left and right, this crew is talking about Triple H. Good job, gentlemen. I bet each of their closets are half-full of coffee stained shirts because they're both so inept.

Now, let's talk about the match; this barely four-minute-long slobberknocker. It's actually pretty good. Nice energy and decent spots. Low Ki (who's wrestled in just about every company and has changed the spelling of his name about as often) looked great as he always does. I wonder if it hurts to do those chops on that fishnet shirt.

Christian obviously has his peeps in the house. If that's not apparent from the sizable pop at the beginning, I'll point you to an exuberant fan who lets the world know of his overwhelming markness right after Low Ki is knocked off the ring apron. Allow me to translate:

"GEEEETTT HIMMMMM!! YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!! CHRISTIIIIIAAAAANNNN!!! GET HIM!! GET HIM, CHRISTIAN!! YEAAAHHH, SON!"


Couldn't have said it better myself.