Trick...or treat?

Before we get into our usual hilarious hijinx, we feel it's important to address something. Ray over at Wrestlegasm recently posted this humorless piece of vulgarity and is pinning it on us. Check it out and decide for yourself.

Anyway...

SEASON'S BEATINGS!!!

Yes, it's almost Halloween! Halloween is THE BEST! The weather is still nice enough to be outside, but not so hot your taint gets sweaty. Your also allowed to be a complete jerk in every possible way and drinking seasonal brews is encouraged! And girls are allowed to dress like TNA Knockouts and get away with it! Yes, Halloween is the one day of the year when we all live on Earth-53.

Now, we know what you're saying; "Twins, what about the candy? And the kids?" Well, we for one can't stand candy corn, but we do think that kids should be all about. Oh, you meant what should kids do for Halloween? Well, we surely are not advocating little kids to dress slutty and drink seasonal beers, but we're all for them celebrating it Earth-53 style. So what's the peanut butter to our Halloween chocolate? Simple. Wrestling costumes!

Yes, kids are at that wonderful age where dressing up as a flawed man in a depressing slave trade of an industry is totally ok. And good for them! Let's take a look at the disguises we'll see begging for candy this year:

TEH ANIMALE!!11BBQshiftoneone!!

Kiss ass

Immature dick jokes

Self-righteous bore

Black Islamic fundamentalist

Disgrace/Pipe Smoker

Drug Abuser

Drug abuser

Ok, that's kinda awesome

On second thought...maybe we'd prefer to smell the kids' feet...